Shadow_Thomas

Eighteen eh ? I remember being 18 once apon a time Lol. Anyhow, Happy 18th birthday. Hope it was a good one.

Happy birthday.

Happy B. day.

Happy birthday.

Wrong Words Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... First Testimony: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. Second Testimony: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for s

Happy birthday to the both of you.

Happy birthday, Google.

Slobs

Thumper

James.

Happy B. day stranger. Long time no see.

Happy birthday, Liz. Sorry I am late.

Thought

Congrats !! way to go.

OMG.

Game

Happy birthday.

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Leaf

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A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job". The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holi

Insect

Happy B. day.

Happy B. day, Guys.