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There are some pictures floating around the internet and i am doing my best to track them down, but the pictures are the actual reactions of the Bride and the Best Man...LOL...as soon as i get them, i'll post them here...

That's incredible...i'm ordering one...Thanks Matt

Dumb & Dumber...need i say more The most famous, or infamous, individual you have meet is?

Oregon Trail....the old school computer game that WE ALL played...LOL...

Not sure what this falls under, but I am a Steven Spielburg science movie making fan, along with George Lucas's movies and many others to name...i guess the outerspace type of science...(futuristic) How much time do you spend thinking about the amount of time you've wasted?

You so should have...that would have taught even lesson that needed to teach...As a prank in highschool, me and my friends use to drink a ton of kool-aid. Well we got our ands on some prescription high-dose laxative....and I am sure you can figure out the rest, but I'll tell you anyways. We made the Kool-aid...poured our cups full and then used the laxative to fill the container back up. When one of my friends who didn't have kool-aid to drink wanted to get some, he got the biggest glass he could find and filled it to the top. Well we tried to get him to race and drink it as fast as he cou

Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.. Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing baseball without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on othe

You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests... After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he s

6th grade science teacher asked her class, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered for a long time until little Mary stood up and angrily said the teacher should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. She was going to tell her parents, who would tell the principal who would fire the teacher! The teacher ignored her and asked the question again. Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. The teacher

US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq should

A man was standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store and was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "Who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store. The guy dummbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't k

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on ... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your comp

That is awesome!

Can't be that bad if she is still around like the Bronco right Mac?...hehehehe

That is one hellava way to get out of a ticket...

When will they ever learn?...GOOD one TG

That is just not nice...wow...i bet there was more flavor that just some rat...TicTac anyone

I gotta print that out and show my deep south Georgian Father...he is definitely a 'neck

That is just too funny...

As we all should know there is a difference between "hacking" and "cracking." Hackers are actually on the good side, but the terminology is skewed to be a bad thing. I am actually a network Hacker because i try to find the flaws in my network from the outside and other companies pay me to do the same on their network. Using Such Programs a Nessus, NMap, Etherpeek, help you understand the ports and communications on the ports, and what's open and what to hit, but you can't use those to just pentrate a network. Now Cracking on the other hand is "bad, bad." Crackers have the intent to get

Jack @$$

quick-sand

That's how you do it right there...

Im gonna try it

What friends will and won't do..."don't be stuipd"