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I still have one of those, dial numbers on it... The last inspection sticker on it was 1972. I keep it around because I believe it will ring forever.... Not like the over priced ones now, that die on cue yearly.

I'd have to say "*batteries not included" I just wiggle and get all fuzzy when I watch it.

Wow, now this tops the randomtivity scale. the history of reduandant - where redundant comes from Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superflous, repetitive, or more than required. In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or 1734 A.D., Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondance miss

Cupertino, CA (AP) In response to recent news of the latest iPod developments, federal agents raided Apple Headquarters as part of an international drug bust. During the raid, 10,000 iPod Kilos were recovered. The contents of these white blocks have proven highly addictive, especially to teenagers and college students. What most students fail to realize is the dangers involved in being a regular 'user'. "Many of these kids turn the volume way too lound and actually damage their ears" one federal agent said, on condition of anonymity. "It's horrifying what this company tries to push off as 'har

I'm in the mood for stuffed cabbage...

Yeah, and just where has Mac been? I'll bet he carries quite a charge.

You bet we need a cell/drivers law. I'm on the road 1/2 a day everyday, and 99 times outta 100 if someone does something *STUPID* they're on a dang cell..... You're right Blim, I know our locals have a "click it, or ticket" day every so often to stuff the treasury. The UK is tough on them too...

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... Maxine on "Life" "Life is like an oven. It burns my a**!" Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster

Careful now Schmidt1989, don't get njustice fired....

Hahahahaha! Never thought about that coat. Hey Blim, my mom is the same way, never was able to wear a watch. Guess it just goes to show you're not as "grounded" as you should be. Heh heh. Although she did find an inexpensive, crystal, battry powered one works just fine. (you just have to vibrate at 60 cycles, remember?)

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man built up a 40,000-volt charge of static electricity in his clothes as he walked, leaving a trail of scorched carpet and molten plastic and forcing firefighters to evacuate a building. Frank Clewer, who was wearing a woolen shirt and a synthetic nylon jacket, was oblivious to the growing electrical current that was building up as his clothes rubbed together. When he walked into a building in the country town of Warrnambool in the southern state of Victoria Thursday, the electrical charge ignited the carpet. "It sounded almost like a firecracker," Clewer told

You bet Tony's been racing his heart out this year. He's been my man since he stepped into the HomeDepot machine. Dunno 'bout JG though, maybe he's just getting too full of himself? He keeps whinning about "aero this and aero that"(too much of a good thing?) What happened to just driving the damn wheels off the car like the other guys? Yeah, I like the new points rule. And Mark really deserved that win. He was on top of it all day. Another season? Well well... That will make the sponsers and fans happy. Dale Jerret winning last week was sweet too. The ole' boys still have it in 'em. This sea

Ooooo boy. I don't do hot at all. All my pepper work is just for hubby. I even split some meals up so I can add his spices. I only grew jalapinos this year in the garden. If anyone has any suggestions for next year let me know. If Sweet Brit wants hot! He will get Hot!

My Dad once said he had me because they didn't have TV remote controls back then... Guess who switched stations and moved the volume up and down?

Another trick you can use is a program that requires reading to navagate around it. Try downloading this for the little one. TuxPaint

No, you don't understand. I "used" to watch two football games and the Nascar race at the same time. And I still flick back and forth between two shows or movies. Makes the Brit crazy.

What Liz? And possibly miss some juicey AIM gossup? Bleh! I found out Friday one of the guys I work with (late 40's) got "phished" for his E-Bay account. He really did fill out the password info asked for in a e-mail. They then sold $800 worth of stuff hoping to collect on it before E-bay nailed them. BTW I received that same "phishing" mail last week. It's no wonder it's all going on. There's a sucker in every crowd, and that makes it worthwhile to the scumballs that perpetuate this junk.

A woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No

No, I just a spectator.... Nascar "race to the championship"

Woah! no rants for weeks? Ok, I'll take it on. Why do the school busses have to stop at everyother house on ruals roads? For cryin' out loud, one stop at the corner puts the kids within a 1/4 mile from their homes. I see a generation of leggless kids with four surround eyes for gaming and a big flat bottom for stability sitting on a chair. What *ever* happened to walking?

Here's a thought. Do I watch Nascar or football? Hummmm, or I can surf all three like the old days "B4 husband" Funny guy, can't keep up with my surfing, he gets all confuzzled.

Hey folks, I just made a batch of Green Tomato salsa. Extra hot, with habaranos and jalapinos. Nachos just outta the oven and chips for dipping. Dig in!

Great shots! I really like how you capture the clouds.

So much for the 80's.. That's gone until June now, I'm afraid. It's 42F here right now, good thing I covered the peppers last nite. I guess I'll pick them today. I don't think We'll get anymore production out of them. It's gonna be a lazy Sunday for me so stock up some cold Coor's original and get ready to go racing at Kansas. 2PM EDT. Ok, so I'll do some laundry too.

I wonder how much fuel it takes to deliver fuel there? They are our socialist branch over there and will find that move biting them back. I, for one, do not want the g'ment to have anything to do with attempting to control the costs of fuel. I believe the best thing to do is *everyone* get real and slash their own fuel use by 20% (yes, everydamnbody) that would truely put the hurts on the oil companies. But we all know that will never happen. Too many selfish, selfcentered folks out there saying "not me", "I can't", "won't matter".