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Doc appointment today. Stiches/staples out and a cast installed for 6 weeks.. I still wanna know if he used a jack hammer or chainsaw on my hip..

We use Acronis... It's a bit pricy but a great application and my resident geek says it's far more useful than Nortons.. I do believe there is a free trial. Acronis True Image

So, many watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials.. And I sure do enjoy what many think is the best of the best for the year. My favorite this year was the young horse, hitching up to the "big boys" beer dray. My other favorite from a few years ago was the guy using Tobasco sauce: the mosquito bites him, flies away and explodes in mid-air. I'll have to say Burger King wasted their money this year. Those were the worse I've seen in many years. And I HATE that king guy too...... So very stupid.

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first

Paw is doing very well. I have reasonable movement with the fingers. (heh, at least I can type with it) But this damn hip is really painful. I'm wondering if they used a jack hammer to cut out that graft.

Awww, robroy. Smoke free ain't doing so well. TheBrit failed badly(although he has cut back 50%) and I'm kinda hanging in there at about 8 a day... It's even tougher because I can't stay physically busy. I'm still hobbling around on this sore hip, stuffing vicodine. I can't even concentrate on anything fun at the computer.

Well dang! We pin this thread and no one comes anymore. Whats up? Paw surgery went well. But holy cow! My hip is killing me! I have a bruise the size of a basketball and it hurts worse than the hand. Serve me up todays special.. I'm now sure hospital food comes from the dumpster behind the mission soup kitchen. How else can they make mac and cheese smell like cooked cabbage? Pat, if I remember correctly, I told you almost 2 years ago to find something other than Nortons for your AV...(back at G4) Have someone here help you drag the dreks of it outta your machine and say goodbye. I have been

Phew! I thought we'd lost you to the gators...

I use plain ol' vanilla Mozilla suite.

A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states "This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year,isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mou

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home ... PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don'

"Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is fine. I thought you didn't like beer?"

Wow! The game was great! But... does anyone know why there's a kilt in the pool?

Happy Birthday y'alls....

Did you look at the links I posted?

Many happy returns, my friend.

You can try Googling You didn't say what kind of card it is... Free trial here

Jeesch! I'm not even at hospital yet and I need painkillers! Halfway home our Chevy pup decided it wanted a new serpentine belt, complete with idler. $98 and an hour later........ Sure glad we took the back road scenic route and not the highway....

Spiders! It was the spiders!

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing naked in the middle of the room. All the furniture from the room had been piled in on

Take out menu.... Bar-B-Q wings, sage stuffing and garlic bread. Chili and cornbread. Garlic baloney and cheeze samich. Nachos. Hot chocolate. See y'all Monday!

Well, we are off for a 3 day holiday on Lake Michigan... Mmmm, love those sunsets. Long walks on the beach and woods, good food, wine and DVD's for the evenings.... So, doc appointment this afternoon, a scenic drive to the lake, home Monday afternoon, surgery Tuesday... I'll be back as soon as I come down from the pain killers.... *HUGS* y'all!

shanenin, you can save yourself a lot of bookwork and hassle if you forget the state tax stuff. For a small business like yours that is more service and labor, forget about a parts account that is tax free. Pay the tax and pass it down to your customers. I did that for years... with my paint and wallpaper service. Buy paint w/tax, charge the customer the total price. We saved soo much time and accounting doing it that way. BTW, my accountant recomended we do it that way.

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while

Get your hiney downtown and get a DBA license.... (doing business as) Costs only a few bucks and then you get a Federal ID number for filing taxes, opening a bank account and using business deductions. If you don't legitimize yourself and have a problem with a customer, all kinds of hell can befall you. Believe me.... you don't want the IRS and all it's penalties knocking on your door.