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Happy Birthday Vile_dr

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Welcome rezinator Glad to have you here. Bring your friends too. This is a great place. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do. We have a lot to offer here, Games, Besttechie Cafe,(pick up your coffee and donuts in AM) and last but not least our Comedy Club. Everyone needs a good laugh. Oh, of course there is plenty of Tech help. As the old TTV use to say "Pick up a Tip" or "Leave a Tip" or something like that. We are a friendly bunch and have a lot of fun, as well as learn a lot from each other. Barb

I found this at World Start, credits to Donna. This says it all. Your Sacrifice...Memorial Day We walked among the crosses where our fallen soldiers lay. And listened to the bugles as taps began to play. The Chaplain led a prayer, we stood with heads bowed low. And I thought of falled comrades I had known so long ago. They came from every city across this fertile land. That we might live in freedom. They lie here 'neath the sand. I feel a little guilty, my sacrifice was small. I only lost a little time but these men lost their all. Now the services are over for this Memorial Day. To the names

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Happy Birthday Lcplmurphy

Here is another one I found at another board. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good M

Very good. Hahaha Barb

WOW is right. That picture is gorgeous. Nothing like the natural beauty. Barb

I just got this from another board, thought you might enjoy it. Disorder in the American Courts These quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What is your date of birth? A: J

Thank You to all the Veterans, Men and Women This is your special day. We do not forget, we will never forget what you sacrificed so we all can be FREE. You all gave a piece of your life, and some gave their life. We honor you this Memorial Day. You are all Heroes. There are not enough words to express our graditude for what you gave up to protect our Freedom. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU

Hey B and Chappy Thanks for creating this forum. First thing in the morning I grab a cup of coffee and get on here and read all the jokes that have been posted since I went to bed. I LOVE THIS COMEDY FORUM Keep them coming. Dig them out where ever you got them. I'm looking thru mine. Laughter is good. Barb

Good one tg1911 Barb

Good one Marty Barb

Same here in Virginia. Rain and temps way below normal, just 70 today. Tomorrow may get to 75-80. I'll believe it when I see it. I haven't had my sweatshirt off yet, too cool. It should be about 80 by now. It has been around 50 to 60 degrees all month. Enjoy cold weather when it's suppose to be, but enough already. It's almost June. Barb

Good one echobay Barb

One hot day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policemen heard the noise, Came and shot the two dead boys. Don't believe this story's true? Ask the blind man, He saw it, too!

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Oh nooooooooooo. Hahaha Barb

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I stopped watching TSS when G4 took over. It was not the same. I'm not a game player, so it was not informative to me anymore. The old TSS and CFH I watched as much as I could, because there are times that you just need that visual instruction. I learned a lot watching both of these. I had my favorite personalities, but that was not the main reason for watching. I watched to learn and miss it. I hope that someday a program comes on that is similiar to both of these. Barb

Good one sultan. Sending this to friends and family. Barb

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Tag you're it!! Barb

The turkey talked??? Liz Not for long. Barb