martymas

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  1. THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer
  2. me to keith mine was better than sliced bread marty
  3. thanks team much appreciated hope i can do the same for you marty
  4. GRANDMOTHERS Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. ~Author Unknown Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and preh
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    Child Doc

    hi this young man dosent need a doctor to administer his needs he has set his own standards i love this pic i had sons who did the same enjoy marty
  6. Happy Birthday Rv56 have one on me marty
  7. with appologies to al females i wandered if all woman used this method to rest their golf club it saves putting it in the golf bag after every shot incedently this girl is becoming a force in womans world golf who ever took that pic has beamed it round the world in a way i feel sorry for the girl how ever this happens to world famous people so it goes with the territory marty
  8. has any one got a link to microsoft powerpoint ive searched for it but there are so many sites which i havent heard of im wary of those bogus sites ive tried the software link but no go thanks marty
  9. being a h====y male i know what i would have been watching marty
  10. her is some thing different i appoligise if people see this as rude
  11. thanks xxkbxx i appreciate that i installed tinypics the problem now is ive lost the original image which i was going to post i emailed cuzzy bill but he has deleted it so i have try and substitute it i have one here but im not sure if im allowed to post it it isnt rude but some posters may see it like that thanks again how do i delete the heading ile substitute the pic marty
  12. Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dea
  13. then you feel vietnam- iraq and korea were justified marty
  14. thanks i didnt think of photo bucket does tiny pics do the same marty
  15. the problem i find with turning off services if you turn off one it disables important ones and i used to go in play hell with services from tips i got from the board i found this out with black viper and un fortunately i didnt take note of the ones i turned off as a result i got my sys into trouble at the time i was posting to techtv c.f.h goliath came to my rescue and said go back in and enable all aplications and leave any thing alone your not sure of since then i followed his instruction. that article was written by some one who is peddling b---t black viper was in the same catergory t
  16. jv16 is a good cleaner. it is pretty ruthless and there is a free version i use regcleaner it is safer and not so ruthless as another poster stated reg cleaners are dangerous and if used need to be studied first personally my advice is leave well alone or if you are going to use one studie it first marty
  17. Are you male or female? To know the Answer, look down … not here stupid There were no virus's when this message left Bill's computer!!! Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.3/395 - Release Date: 7/21/2006
  18. sorry bout that im not sure how to transfer images from an email to the board any i deas
  19. normally the end connection on the ide ribbon is the master and the middle connecter is the slave your hdd the will have the jumper settings on the front face. im not sure if there are any exceptions to this rule then it is important to go to the bios and get you sys to recognise all your drives once youve done that go to administrative tools compt management disk mnagement see if the sys has recogenise the drives to see this on the tool bar look for view. top.disk list and it will show all the drives on your sys that has been recognised cd's and hdd's marty
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    Chappy

    yo chappy bout time you showed up we were starting to get frantic but your here now thats what matters take care marty
  21. ive changed the subject line and through tinypics ive sustituted the image sorry bout that i thought i cauld just copy and paste and discovered i should have asked the board in the first place as i havent used tiny pics before it is a new experience for me cuzzy bill sends me a lot of these images so i know how to send them to the board again sorry for the mistake marty