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where cuzzy bill gets these jokes from i havent a clue but they keep comming at me so i post them marty Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. ____________________________________________ 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat that last donut.

Life Cycle What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18--You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48--She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version

when a friend installed xp pro while i was in hospital for me the drive letters got changed i presume he installed with all the drives in the compt 2 hdds. cdrom. cdwr. he is overseas at the moment so i cant ask him and as a result the drive letters got changed my drive with xp installed is D:\ [i have since taken the spare hdd out ] but it was assigned the letter C:\ which normally would have been the main drive this is a wee bit over my head my cdrom drive is F:\ and the cdwr is E:\ so im finding it difficult to to comprehend the letter changes that is why i had trouble with the i386

happy b day jeff seems only yesterday when you were sixteen my god time flys and good luck marty

it sounds as tho your resulation is wrong xp needs 600+800 unless you want smaller text that is were you may be having trouble ive just tried 1024 x 1280 on mine and i get a distorted screen you may have to increase your refresh rate mine is set at 85htrz i had the same trouble with a refresh rate lower than 85 hertz are you a gamer many gamers try a different refresh rate and a lower resolution good luck marty

hi pierce im having trouble with my drive letters my hdd is D when i went to the reg the source path said E\I386 which is my cd rom so i modyfied it to D\I386 which is my hdd which has xp installed on it is this the right procedure thanks marty

can any one show mw how to copy the i386 folder from the cd to the hdd thanks marty

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: >You should be alert during the next days: >Do not open any message with an attached filed called "Invitation" >regardless of who sent it. >It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc >C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your >e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this >e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times >than to receive the virus and open it. >If you receive a mail calle

hi matt i couldnt find the post chappy sent in but i remember in one of his posts some thing about a court case with one of his relations ive forgotten the details but i hope he is ok he is a dam good BLOKE MARTY

yes i just watched the news and a statement from the israeli defence minister quote to get to hesbola we have to eliminate innocent people. wouldnt that be a bit drastic who ever used this policy i found iraq was a good example of that because of the war 17.000 [these are american figures] the bbc uk says it is more like 20.000 iraqi citizens have been eliminated shouldnt we try and work towards peace among races and not be so agressive if some one murders or harms another person we put them in jail but when a president or prime minister or a defense minister wages war we glorify them wh

Getting Your Unit To Grow Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything but the toilet. So mom had to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and took Lil' Johnny to the doctor. After the examination, the Dr. said, "Well, his unit is too small. An old wives tale was to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight." Next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran down to the kitchen. On the table are 12 slices of toast. "Mom!" Johnny yelled. "The Doc said

israel already has neuclear cluster bombs which wipes out every thing at ground level why co americans glorify weapons are they born like that all weapons do is kill innocent people and not the purpertrators is the policy to wipe out every thing including the innocent im at a loss to understand this marty

Happy Birthday sharber58 and ampshock --------------------------------------------------- have a good one sharon im not familiar with ampstock but you have a good one as well marty

back in may chappy said he would be off the board for some time MATT how do i find chappys last posts because that was the last post he sent in in it he did explain why i dont know how to find those last posts ive tried to search for it but i cant remember the heading so im not sure what ime looking for like the rest of you im worried he is responsable for me being a message board poster and i hold him in high regard as well when i come to canada for the world diabetes conference he and rv16 are going to come and meet me this is very exciting for me we are due to come in oct 200

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! HIS VIEW How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. -------------------------------------------

here is another from cuzzy bill they are funny and clever enjoy he long term implications of drugs/procedures must be fully considered: "Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them"... Here's some more new drugs that may soon be on the market.. St. Mom's Wort ... Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconsciou

yo TK CONGRATS hope you will keep in touch with us regards to the young lady you lucky bugger marty

another from cuzzy bill this only looks rude if you dont use a compt luckly for me i use a compt enjoy your compt Here's A Concise Manual For Computer Experts: 1. Be user friendly. 2. Take bytes. (nibbles..hehe) 3. Fondle joystick. 4. Spread sheet. 5. Fix surge protector. 6. Activate hardware. 7. Insert disc, all the way. (yes! yes!) 8. Do it 'til it megabytes. 9. Back it up. 10. Eject floppy. Thanks and have a great day!!! Bill

that is so sad my sympathys to drews family marty

from cuzzy bill marty There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The cur

hi bar5 that pic is awesome in the area i live in we dont get weather like that tho other parts of NZ gets that sort of weather especially the warmer areas where i lve this time of the year snow i9s predominate yes it is an awesome pic marty

isnt ignorence supposed to be bliss ha ha ha that was so funny i passed it on to a friend and his wife who are about to adopt an aboriginal baby in oz i emailed the post to them i know they will have a laugh thanks for that marty

having read this thread several times as a non drinker of alchahol i thought i might try a glass of beer im a diabetic so beer isnt the best of drinks for me how ever i liked the taste but it played hell with my head. i got what my freinds called amorous so i dont intend to try that again marty

hi handplane i havent posted for a few days but your joke cheered me up. that was so true they are cunning. coniveing . schemming.ruthless [no offence to all females] humans but i love them with out them there wouldnt be a human race so for me personally i would put up- with all their faults i prefer them to sliced bread marty

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have often wondered about. Some you may just need to ponder on a bit!! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon