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hi liz me to. many times now i like to think ive advanced a little more marty

hi fortunately in my culture all men and woman are able to recite their heratage and ancestery by memory my grand mother could go back 8 generations by memory which means she could recite our family history as i stated in an earlier post we had no written language so it had to be retained some how our elders made the woman in particular remember our history as and a reult sometimes history got strewed up as it was passed from generation to generation to day the young people have lost this art as the data is now written and recorded thank god marty

drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a m

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hi 'Naming is hard' thanks i will try that does it not have to be installed can you operate from the site can it be installed to a cd thanks again marty

hi JD greenstone [jade] is found in riverbeds in its raw state but is protected from exploitation by the masses and is handed to the local tribes to manage and i must say it is managed well so that the supply is there forever we have professional carvers wich carvethe tokens nad most are sent to the museums very little are sold for money it is againsrt our custom to exploit the culture nearly all males are presented with a taonga tribal cuystom ----------------------------------------------------- those two images you posted are called a tiki and a patu and the tiki was an ornament worn

it is a parady of sin no more thin no more refers to the paint thinners am i confused yes marty

several images ive posted have done this disappearing act i use tiny pics to post the images does any one think this maybe the problem and that i should use another application as ime new to this i need advice marty

hi bear skin they said that about winxp that we needed at least 256mg of ram and at least 10gig hdd to make it operate well i used 128 0n xppro for several years and 4gig hdd and it worked great when i was at techtv there was alot of negative posts about winme so at the time i tried it it didnt give me any trouble but i had my heart set on xp so once i got xp ive used it since at first my xp copy was an elegal disk and the responses from the message board scared the s---t out of me so i went and bought a legal copy and i have to admit there is no difference from the legal copy to th

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced >up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to ma

i cheated i just pressed the left mouse button until the bullet appeared as i have slow reflexes normally i need to cheat marty

Lol... Hehehehe That's a good one... Good find Marty... Your sense of humor as always made me laugh! yo TK your posts are so rare now it is good to hear from you. i love the kids photos take care my friend marty

hi i have to admit it was some time before i latched on to that little quip as im not up with bible quotes i was lost at first marty

ha ha that was so funny marty

Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has 17 children...and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?" "No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS." Thanks and have a great day!!!

here was a tradesman, a painter named Wayne, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of one of their biggest buildings. Wayne put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job. And so he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine. Well, Wayne was up o

woman should control the world men have ravaged the planet for the almighty dollar but time is running out marty

i had a by pass in 1984 and the recovery was the worst part that is 26 years ago and the technology has advansed 200 percent so i pray your wife gets through it tho i know she will support by the family will help now i think they insert a baloon to the blocked area inflate the baloon to clear the blockage the problem is when the vein collapses then it is essential to cut the the effected part and graft another vein on to the non effected part normally they take this from your leg in my case i only had a double the intake and the outlet but it sounds as tho your wife isnt at the stage so i

why the hell did you open the post then many people are animaters we have them on this board i got it from the a site that features stick animators if your not happy with it dont open the dam thing marty

hi all look what i found