Your Wish Is Granted *with A Twist*

[12lostcause12]

Wish granted, but it will take you about nine weeks to pump the water out of your basement.

I wish I could live on the moon.

[Brian_Holiday]

I wish I could live on the moon.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish granted, but all the annoying people on earth move there with you.

I wish I had a go cart.

[Vile_DR]

Granted, but you have no gas to move it along

I wish I had telepathy

[bozodog]

Granted, but all you hear is people shouting.

I wish I had a chocolate candy bar

[Brian_Holiday]

I wish I had a chocolate candy bar

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Granted, but it has been floating in sewage.

I wish I could speed up and slow down time.

[Pierce]

Granted, but you can no longer bring time back to normal speed, everybody thinks your insane and thows you in an asylum.

I wish, i wish for um, my laptop to have a longer battery life than 57 minutes.

Pierce

[JSKY]

Granted, but you can no longer bring time back to normal speed, everybody thinks your insane and thows you in an asylum.

I wish, i wish for um, my laptop to have a longer battery life than 57 minutes.

Pierce

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish granted, but the nuclear regulatory commission is looking for you.

I wish I was musically talented.

[-Spazmatic-]

Granted, but you can no longer bring time back to normal speed, everybody thinks your insane and thows you in an asylum.

I wish, i wish for um, my laptop to have a longer battery life than 57 minutes.

Pierce

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish granted, but the nuclear regulatory commission is looking for you.

I wish I was musically talented.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish granted...but you can only play instruments with your nose, using your feet as support.

I wish I had a perfectly restored '69 Chevelle SS, complete with a fuel injected 454

[robroy]

Wish granted but you get thrown in jail for speeding, no license, no insurance, and dangerous driving

I wish that my main job paid enough that I didn't have to work a part time job

[Brian_Holiday]

Granted, your main job is now Sewer Inspector.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[-Spazmatic-]

Granted, your main job is now Sewer Inspector.

  I wish I didn't have to sleep.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Granted...but news reporters say there are elite ninja warriors around your area, and they gain vengence on people who do not have to sleep. They are jealous.

I wish I had an endless supply of Q tips.

[Vile_DR]

WIth Granted, but you are unable to dispose of the older used ones and you are forced to build a Q-tip Tower

I wish I had more time to spend on things I want to do instead of the things I am required to~!

Edited September 12, 2005 by Vile_DR

[Schmidt1989]

wish granted, but now all you like to do is clean toilets.

i wish i knew all the unkowings of the universe( ie atalntis, the resons for the pyramids, life on other planets, ancient technology...)

[-Spazmatic-]

wish granted, but now all you like to do is clean toilets.

i wish i knew all the unkowings of the universe( ie atalntis, the resons for the pyramids, life on other planets, ancient technology...)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish granted, but you become deaf, blind, and you are unable to speak, so you cannot spread your knowledge or use it in any way.

I wish for the rest of my life to be full of joy and little worry, hassle or pain.

Edited September 12, 2005 by -Spazmatic-

[ampshock]

I wish for the rest of my life to be full of joy and little worry, hassle or pain.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish Granted, But You are instantly transported to a world full of Teletubbies. LOL

I wish I had an elaberate N.O.S injected cooling system built into my Rig!!

TALK ABOUT FULL SPEED!!!! OC'ing baby OC'ing!!

Edited September 12, 2005 by ampshock

[-Spazmatic-]

I wish for the rest of my life to be full of joy and little worry, hassle or pain.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wish Granted, But You are instantly transported to a world full of Teletubbies. LOL

I wish I had an elaberate N.O.S injected cooling system built into my Rig!!

TALK ABOUT FULL SPEED!!!! OC'ing baby OC'ing!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Granted, but it is now illegal to overclock, because people are buying cheap processors and the chip manfuacturers aren't spoiling in the riches, so you're out of luck.

I wish they would come out with a GOOD story line for an RPG game, via pc....fps's are so last year.

Edited September 12, 2005 by -Spazmatic-

[Nerelda]

Wish granted, but it costs $5,000 and no computer can yet handle it even at the lowest settings.

I wish I was married already.

[robroy]

wish granted but you now have five sets of triplets (15 kids) under age 10

I wish I could live forever

[JSKY]

Granted... But now your head in in a sealed bell jar. And Bender the robot keeps dropping you.

I wish I could get a raise at work.

[robroy]

Wish granted, they moved your office up to the next floor

I wish bender would stop dropping my bell jar

[Nerelda]

Wish granted. Bender broke it the last time, so now you're stuck living in his belly compartment.

I wish I could go on vacation.

[-Spazmatic-]

Wish granted. Bender broke it the last time, so now you're stuck living in his belly compartment.

I wish I could go on vacation.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

-Oh my, I'm going to feel REALLY bad about this one................-

Granted, but you go to New Orleans on a fishing trip.

I wish I wouldn't have made that comment

[JSKY]

Wish granted. Bender broke it the last time, so now you're stuck living in his belly compartment.

I wish I could go on vacation.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

-Oh my, I'm going to feel REALLY bad about this one................-

Granted, but you go to New Orleans on a fishing trip.

I wish I wouldn't have made that comment

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Your wish is granted...comment that made have wouldn't I wish I (taken back)

I wish Bill Gates would adopt me.

[Nerelda]

Wish granted. Now you have to live in his dirty, non lit basement and work in his sweat shop with the others who wished this.

I wish all these students would go away.

[bozodog]

Granted, but your paycheck goes with them.

I wish it won't rain on the "Street Rod" show.