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So that's the noise that woke me up. Wondered what it was. Just got relaxed in the recliner for the first time in a week Mac you gotta keep that file on a leash or in a crate.

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Bozodog, just don't flip the pizza :D Robroy, cast iron pan--betcha that's a great solution!! They also make great pies, gets the bottom crust done beautifully (discovered that when I ran out of "normal" piepans one Thanksgiving and have used cast iron ever since). Gotta get the old pans from little old ladie's yardsales, though.

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10 things to remember when encountering UFO's

1. The No. 1 thing to remember is REMAIN CALM! But protect yourself from any hazards real or perceived. Be prepared to take evasive (but not aggressive) action to get out of its way. Remember: You might be witnessing the event of a lifetime and will want to remember every detail. You can't do that if you are hysterical.

2. Be objective. Not every UFO is extraterrestrial. Eliminate every other possibility (within your means) first. Only after that should you consider the possibility that what you saw might be a true UFO.

3. Use a camcorder or camera to record the event. Try to keep reference points in the field of view, as this will aid researchers in analyzing the film. If you do not have a camera or camcorder, draw pictures of what you saw and the area around it.

4. If you have a tape recorder, record your description of the event as it happens. Include reference points on this tape also. For example, "I am about 10 yards from the big oak tree and the craft is 30 yards beyond that." If you don't have a tape recorder, write down your observations right after the event.

5. If other witnesses are present, ask them to write or record their observations. But do NOT discuss the event with them (at least until after your observations have been recorded) as investigators want to know what you saw, not what your neighbor saw.

6. If the UFO left some trace of its presence behind, do not disturb the area around it, and restrict access to the site (it's not a crime anymore; it's now a crime scene). Photograph the area around the site before you enter the area, and make note of the exact position of everything. Take close-up photos or videotape the evidence before touching it. Remember: You don't know what you're touching, where it came from or what type of hazards might be associated with it.

7. If the sighting is from a distance, at an arms length, what would it take to cover up the object? A quarter? A penny? A dime? An aspirin? Or would it take something bigger? A golf ball? A baseball? Or a tennis ball?

8. Try to judge the distance from you to the object, the object's altitude and its speed. Was it across the street or was it over the next field? Was it treetop level or was it a few hundred feet up? Did it cross the sky in five seconds or five minutes?

9. Should you encounter some type of extraterrestrial being associated with the craft, be prepared to take evasive action to protect yourself. From a safe distance, in a concealed position, photograph or videotape the being. If you are unable to safely get photos of the being, draw it and write down a description as soon as it is safe to do so.

10. Immediately report the event to a UFO research organization for investigation. There are several such organizations around the world. The Mutual UFO Network is the largest and most noted of these organizations, with investigators in all 50 states and around the world.

And my 11th: Don't forget to wear your tin foil hat.

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i printed those out and put them in my wallet for emergency use. seriously i did. personally i don't think that i'll ever meat aliens and if they ever come to our planet they won't start blasting away

but i want to be prepared and they aint getting that anal prob near me!!!!!!!!! :P

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Sorry Mac, I'll try it soon.. We just got a new CharBroil, scrapped the stupid metal flame baffle and added a grate and lava rocks... Gets plenty hot now..

*wonder if kevlar would work against them probes?

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Not Tha-a-a-a-at!!!! Nope not me, takes a dip before leaving the beach and changes before heading home.

It's the sand in the salty snaks that get me all the time. Ewwwww!

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i have never but i've heard that having sex on the beach gets sand every where, and i mean in every where. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

hey don't look at me, i'm far too shy to do that. "nah uhh. not gona, wouldn't be prudent. "

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