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is your sound in board or sound card. go to -start -control panel -sound and audio devices . see if there is a check mark in place a volume icon on your taskbar. if it isnt checked . check it and see if an error notice comes up and post the error notice to the thread . do as novi says first. look to see if the volume icon is in your tray. marty

hi team this is not naughty marty Gynecologist Appointment=Slightly Adult -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (There is not a woman today that won't crack up over this one!) I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spar

im sure haqving a bad day wrong post and wrong place marty

yes i agree echobay had his near sighted glasses on look some times there are links i cant open and im not sure why. photobucket is one, there are a coupla others as well. so i understand echobays delema marty

hey chappie that is a clear pic . at first iwas a bit wary about opening it but after reading the other posts i opened it remember. ive been caught by you before.ha ha ha yes it is a beautiful pic . thanks dave

down here we call this arceboo mooning arceboo marty

Dr. Phil -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey

thanks guys . ive been in and i didnt encounter any thing .my scanner didnt detect any thing but i got it from a site that is pretty good . i know all aplis are scanned but you never know one may get through but dosent that appliy to all websites. however i like to be sure . thanks marty

yo hand plane i loved the puddy tat. hahah Q.this is the first time ive been able to access photobucket images. any one no why .there are times i cant open it marty

A little Newfie info... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know ALL this ??? If you're a Newfie, you should be proud! Here are a few tidbits of information that you may have never known before: We were... the first province to respond to Titanic's distress signal the first to vaccinate for smallpox the first to host a transatlantic flight the first to have wireless communication in the world the first place to discover proof of the theory of continental drift We have....... the oldest street in North America the oldest city in North Americ

hey flash4i had a bit of a giggle when i read that marty

japan is a very small country. with over 100.000.000 people . and that rubish has to go somewhere . and recycling is the only answer other wise theyd be up to there necks in s------t in my country there are 2 islands and the island i live on is twice as big as japan so you can see the comparison in size . tho we are rubbish concious . it is a world wide problem . my contention is we shouldnt be worrie about the bomb . but garbage is the world wide worry. big biznees could help by packaging. reusable bags or disposable packaging. we have one company who makes building bricks out of certai

hey bar5 i thought that was really funny but true because it could be any one of us. chuckle chuckle. marty

hey team this is all in the mind marty A newly wed couple, Joe and Bobbi-jo [i think they were brother and sister] were short of money so they decided to spend their wedding nite at Bobbi-jo's parents house. BJ sits on the bed as her husband undresses. As he takes off his shirt, BJ sees the hair on his chest. Upset, she runs downstairs to her mother. " Mama" she screams " He's got hair on his chest like an animal." Calm down," her mother says, "And go back upstairs and do your wifely duty." So, up she goes in time to see Joe take off his pants. Again she runs downstairs and runs to her mother.

the patriosm . is seeping through.in stead of logic . when ever the usa has gone into countrys do they think of the aftermath of all thoise people killed as some on e says for oil. if the usa had thought sadam was a threat would they have done it at no cost . when there are wars some one always benifits . why didnt they get rid of him at no cost . no way. american big bizness wouldnt allow that. when theres a buck to be made. the vice president was involved in bizness deals 2 years before the iraq war. but once the american press got on to him he resigned as the ceo. which made it look as tho

http://forum.worldstart.com/attachment.php...achmentid=25944 hi team this is from a friend on another board. enjoy marty

didnt you just regard them as tv characters put there to draw the chanel watchers when i first a saw techtv leo and kevin wasnt even thought off chris perrillo .becky worley were .original presenters i dont understand why americans idolise the presenters. when they are there to do a job . which any one with tech knowledge can do. tss and c.f.h went through a lot of staff . there were females who were just as technically adept as leo. a lot of them have gone on to get good jobs . i know 2 of them are now compt tech advisers to cnn. becky worley had been on g4 and posted and congratulate

hi i liked your post. the man is a danger to mankind. i just watched the news and bush has been defeated on the stem cell issue it is now law . im mystified as an outsider . as to why if people are not happy with bush why did he make 2 terms as a president some one must have put him there. he didnt climb over there backs he got elected. the usa needs proportitinal voting as it is the right wing has been in power for decades . 2 party sys . strangly enough the usa and uk are the only western countrys in the world who vote first past the post. and they are war mongers . yes your article is a

hey team i kinda like this comedy forum any one feel. it brings us closer as a group trust chappy to pick our week spots. marty

hi team how would you like this to cut lawns lawn mower

good one dave marty

thanks chappy they never give up do they. i got one when i had win 98 . going into a bogus majorgeeks . through the google search engine. so ive been there. marty

hey i loved that story. they must have been hardy souls those days. marty

iice. have a ltiile tip for you if you like jokes . i have a sys where i install news groups from my isp. and i can access many thousands of catergorys in the joke section alone there is 56.000 and many more if you know what to type in the find box . contact your isp and ask if they have an internet news service. it is quite easy to set up. much the same as setting up your email serv marty

The Five Best Things About Retirement[or Working For Nothing] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. you get to get in the kitchen and cook the vittles the way you like them [mmm grits and hocks] 2.you get to wash your own clothes the way you want[sometimes when the wife was mad, she starched my boxers. I once accidentally javexed my wifes favorite T shirt, that was worse than giving her an iron for her birthday.] 3. your sex life improves[As long as your wife does'nt find out and she'd think it was BS cause she really knows you.] 4. you get to cha