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hi B mine is ok my task bar goes to classic mode is the only difference. i just set my volume control to always hide and it did then i set it to always show and it did . normally i delete my inactive icons in the registry but of course they come back as you make m0ore short cuts .maube if you delete those short cut icons and stop your taskbar from getting cluttered up if you want the delete your icons i can post the code i found this theme problem earlier in the year i installed IEtoolbar wallpaper but it wouldnt operate so i googled it and the fix was go and enable themes which ide

yes i thought of that when i read it so i posted it marty

any one named fred on the board well read this Just Fred! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "JUST FRED" A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a

what happens when it gets to your stomach does it still blow i can do that with out popcorn ha ha ha marty

i lost it as well but it is back now. chappy must be sble to cast voodoo marty

hey i like that only just had time to read all the posts rednecks are all round the world we have em as well good one chappy i used to be a fisherman. but that one is to modern for me marty

heres another i flogged from billmallenson Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

no not yet i posted here first i wanted chappy to see it he is a canadian they have plenty of humor marty

Oh, Canada Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 winter Olympics, the following are some questions people all over the world over are asking. These questions (and answers) about Canada were actually posted on an international Tourism Website. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (S

flashh4 yo flash its good to see how much youve progressed since you started on this forum. keep up the good work. hope your tutoring at cyotes goes well good luck marty

thanks for your encouragement blim some times i get these mental blocks when i think of some that is worring me and i unconsciously type with out thinking im a poor typer so i tend to type without thinking. instead of thinking then type until i got this compt i had never typed any thing in my life so i do have problems and tend to make mistakes. also i try to go to fast and make a lot of spelling mistakes and strangly i was a brilliant speller at school but that was with a pencil and pen this k-board is a different matter luckly the posters on this board are understanding and ten

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there are several cabs and I was in the wrong one. ************ At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," the patient said sadly. ************ One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardia

ok im looking forward to getting ubuntu on my sys i like any linux oses but i found you have to be right on target especially with a dual boot with xp when i had mandrake windows used to block the mbr and i couldnt access the hdd that had mandrake but forme to have a sys i had to use xp until i was able to get help with linux now i have ubuntu i like the look of it ive seen it on a stand alone sys and i like the look of it i emailed the company for a cd and they sent me six of them to give away and naturally i gave one to my self . when reformatted i tried it on a spare drive and i

hi team no matter what i try i cant get it to boot to 3.1 it looks as tho i need a 3.1 disk of as some of you have posted that file that is giving the error messge i not sure waht to do at this stage would i be able to go on the net with my compt and down load that file to a floppy or a cd and transfer it to this 3.1 i will do as mac has posted and go and find that file JSKY yes i will probable need progman.exe but im going to need the help of you all as im a complete dunce at this i appriciate your input thanks to all marty

your hard drives are fine. Ubuntu should recognize your modem. if not lets cross that bridge when you get there. as for loading windows drivers. thats fine.. it does not effect what Linux will do . rules for dual booting. load windows first. use a live CD like knoppix to create partitions on the second drive xhost + sudo su qtparted this will start a partitions tool "like" partition magic. hi ive just got back to your post and im about to try ubuntu on the the spare drive which i have as the slave do i need to change it to the master boot my other Q when install ubuntu will it give me

sorry bout the mistake the modem type is xh1154dse modem56k-pciintel hamv2 marty

im just not having a good day i posted on the wrong page sorry for that hope you guys dont mind marty

hey thanks for posting i can get the 3.1 screen then it goes back to dos with the message there was an error in the progman.ese im not sure what this means ive tried typing win at the prompt but it revert backs to that message what ever i type i even tried typing win / and i tried devery letter in the alpha bet on one of them [i cant remember wich one] it let me check the disk and when it finished itm said it repaired 44 clusters i think, it was going so fast i didnt get time to read it . so im at a stale mate i went to a site for 3.1 for help but it didnt give me what i wanted

hi team not sure how to discribe this ive had this compt given to me to try out and it has windows 3.1 it boots through dos but i cant get it to boot to 3.1 it hasent got the 3.1 disk so does any one know the dos command to boot to 3.1 havent seen one of these for years . ide like to have a crack at it but i need your help i think bearskin has 3.1 expertise any ideas thanks marty

hey team i got it i think marty thanks dick Hi Marty - I edited your post to remove the URL tags as they are not needed and they just showed up as text. Dave

thanks dick ive been in contact with sultan so those 2 sites wiil be handy thanks again marty

hi echobay that was one of the sites i had before i formatted has sultan posted . thanks for the link marty

me to tictoc i did the same as jimras but my drive had 4 partitions from ubuntu i havent a clue why but i deleted those partitions and the sys recognised my new drive . it was a learning experience for me as in the past some one had done it for me . so im glad it was a success for jimras and a lesson for us all marty

hi tg1911 have you got any smilie sites ive been to google but all the ones i accessed are full of ads and if i hadent had my cookies set at prompt i would have been full of ads . i went to check my blocked cooky site and i blocked 10 ads from those sites. fast click and double click were the most prominent i was so p-------d off i thought i would come here and see if any one and smilie site ad free i had one in my favourites but ive just got another hdd and ive reformatted and as usual i didnt save those sites to a disk any ideas marty

hi team on the local chanel a virus i circulating in email with the subject line re;suicidal attempt and the text: last night while in his netherlands ranch michael jackson made a suicide attempt this is from the sucurity company sophos. so beware out there i expected one of these i hope these bxxxxxxxxds die of poker up the ar-------s marty