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hi team a friend emailed this to me and i laughed my a-----s of marty A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, " I want to join your club. "The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies,"Yep--my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink ?" The little

me to blim i coppied and pasted some of them some i already knew through learning earlier but that is a handy list was a bit wary of the reg but i do know some of the commands tho rarely use it i know how to delete the search entrys and the spare icons.and the mru's that clutter up the taskbar other than that im a bit cautious. they but i agree with goliath sometimes we need to know the commands in particular the dos commands are very handy which ime not very good at tho i know how to delete the d.ll cache and my ip address which i do often now my Q by deleting the the ip address

hi all look what i found at worldstart this is great to play with enjoy marty talking image

so true marty

hi all recently i posted about getting all this s----t in spam mail i was told to try mozilla thunderbird by my isp and it works great i found you have to train it to sort the good from the bad i have had a problem with thw window back ground color but in gettin that sorted out yes if you dont like spam try it marty

yo matt have you tried to delete it in safe mode marty

hi JS i have 64 bit on my sys not because i changed my specs i was ignorant of those facts but i installed on a sys that had xppro 32bit and it hasent made any difference ive used it for five months and it is identical to xp 32bit if there is a difference can some one tel me what it is i beleive the linux is a 64bit sys is this true or not i did find the 64bit was very stable other then that i cant fine any difference marty

it is very likely a hidden partition and he would have to wipe the drive is the compt a dell or an hp they have hidden partitions the hidden partition holds their branding im not sure of the size of them but does the compt show the dell or the hp logo at boot up if it does there is your answer the only other way is to get another hdd or wipe the drive marty.

ha ha ha what board am i on? marty

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Happy-BdAY JDM ive thought ide seen this user name some where take care marty

my goodness that is clever im afraid i havent that sort of skill ive put together 2 compts and i thought i was doing well but this takes the cake do you intend to market it it would take off in my country l and places like the UK that is really clever and i salute you marty

i do not no what part of the deal it is ive used it for several years if you want to critisise it why dont you try it ive tried all the others and i prefer it to any of the others firefox is an off shoot of netscape which us full of bloated ads and bloatware now it is a google clone. slim browser is much faster than any of the others and has exactly the same features tab browsing spy ware blocking what the hell else do you weant i tried firefox and it was always interfering with my cookies which i like to control my self look at this way if it didnt have a platform to work fro

it must work as it was sent to me by a lady friend who is a judo exponent some of her jokes and articles i wouldnt post here as jeff would have a fit take care all marty

hi chappy tho i dont use screensavers some of those images will be good for other perposes like avatars for instance ive been waiting for your website with your knowledge im sure there will be great things. will there be downloads as im reluctant to down load off any site. ifm you remember i got one going to major geeks. but knowing you it will be secure. marty

hi blim kiwis and ozzys eat things a lot of the western world wouldnt. twice a year nz and oz have what they call an indigenious food festival and i went to one once which was held on the west coast of nz and there were 30,000 people there it has been going 4 years and it is growing every year. the year i was there we had american tourist who didnt move from the festival and stayed the whole 7 days some of the things we ate i would be to embarressed to post on the board tho as a native nz i was happy with what i ate one day i will post some of things that were there. as well as ent

Subject: Fw: Fw: Watch What You Eat] > WHAT YOU EAT > For those of you who watch what you eat ... Here's the final word on > nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those > conflicting medical studies: > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than > the Canadians, British or Americans > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than > the Canadians, British or Americans. > 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks > than the Canadians, British or Amer

no it is happening on my compt we havent quite got the other one together yeat we intend to use xp and i believe the previous owner had win 98se so i presume it was in fats and i tried to convert it to ntfs from my rig how ever ile try it with the pin in the slave position marty

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REAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be wh

hi all recently i bid for a 4.8 hdd on a site called trademe i won the bid. and i got the hdd for $1.50 to explain why i i bid for it was a friend has cancer and hasent that long to live so we thought we would make him a rig so he could enjoy his last few months i contacted the seller and offered to pay him $2 which he eccepted plus courier all up was $8 first i had to prepare the drive and the only way was on my compt which is running winxppro but now when i hook this drive up as the slave i get a blue screen if i set it up as the master with out the other hdd hooked up it goes o

good one chappy i relate to some of them marty

thanks jeff and preston these little tips help marty

bugger you chappy you gave me such a fright i instantly thought jeez BT with out chappy your part of the furniture and wall hangings. many and. five more manys of us have benifitted from your knowledge of these dam things when i read the first part of your post i thought this guy must be really sick to stop helping people and like jeff i to thought my pants had to be changed jeez thats a relief at first i thought your health had deteriated you take care marty