martymas

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  1. hi bubbabob i just saw a documentry on road rage in the usa and the two people involved with the doco had to seek medical help with their problem marty
  2. some times the video card drivers get corrupted and will not work. a no signal means the video card connectiongs are not working. ime haveing the same problems with a friends compt at first it showed a pink screen which normally means the connection pins are bent or broken but ive now whittled it down to the v-card. so you can look at updating those card drivers by uninstalling them first then rebooting it may help it hasent helped me but different compts different methods marty
  3. hi all read this it is a test of mans strength A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! Now...go into the kitchen and prepare me a gourmet meal for dinner tonight, and when
  4. i liked that HP marty
  5. hi all this is an example how animals and humans should act towards each other real friends
  6. hi all this is what i call inovative from mrbill outback
  7. this proves in my original post, microsoft dosent favour one scanner or the the other as the 3 replys indicate. it got into trouble with european countrys trying to embed wmp in to applis going to countrys outside the usa and they got fined for it so i cant see them embracing one scanner for another my neighbers nephew works for microsoft australia thanks all marty
  8. hi all i wonder if any can settle an argument on which virus scanner microsoft use my neighboer says they use semantics but my contentions is different countrys different scanners a feel a virus scanner is a third party appli and it wouldnt be fair to other companys to favour one scanner over an other besides i saw her compt and semantics has loaded all sorts of s---t it is absilutely loaded with stuff that is no use just advertising and branding in all the time ive used a compt the paid ones are the most dangerous for a new user if you go one day with out PAYING they cut you off
  9. hi JS the lady friend who sends a lot of these article is only 21 yrs younger than me so god knows what sort of mind she has marty
  10. A couple of probable truths -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
  11. mmmmm i must have a dirty mind marty mmmmmm
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    hi all look what i found it is a real collecters item on of them ive used in aplace called shanty town and tt was full of cockroaches and beatles and very cold on your b----m it was called the long drop marty collecters item
  13. hi all take a look at the mind over matter it looks like the real thing. marty dive in here take no notice of that sign here stuff lm
  14. forget about the post, ive found the answer on another board thanks marty
  15. thanks bill i did all that is it ok to delete from the server im learner more about TBird all the time i find im not using OE as much tho it is my default email client thanks again marty
  16. thanks bill i thought thunderbird was fool proof marty
  17. yes i agree the settings are in your bios in my bios these are to power options that are disabled suspend mode hdd power down soft off by powerbutton RESUME--pci event =====on lan =====on ring =====by alarm usb kb wake-up froms3 disable these you can always go and enable the ones you want good luck marty
  18. yes i can relate to that tho i like this one 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." ha ha ha marty ps: i dont drink but my friends do marty
  19. hi all, a friend is getting broadband any tips on how to install it thanks marty
  20. hi all how many of us are polically correct i am, no one should poke fun at others. and not to expect to get it back Politically Correct -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- POLITICALLY CORRECT Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. Sh
  21. hi all im not sure if this applys to any one on the board but i suspect many of us have gone through these phases marty The train ride. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman say
  22. the beeps come from the compts inboard speakers will it not auto detect the hdd? can you see the drive in my compt? can the drive be detected in compt mangement -disk management on the right will be these drives if the drives arnt visable go to view on the toolbar- top-disk list and it will show all the drives detected on your compt marty
  23. hi drew its good to see you posting again i havent been to drews world for a coupla tho i make sure my user name and password is updated im on my way there now to do just that i called to see if thyme keller had posted again take care marty
  24. hi dave when i posted earlier about t-bird some one else said they used eudora it is some one on this board. when i was at techtv i used eudora the young man who set up my compt installed it for me. later as i got to know every one on the board i went to outlook express i think because it came with win xp and i havent changed until i installed t-bird i was getting heaps of spam an even setting message rules helped for a wee while but they changed the email address so i got a bit brassed off, so i changed. our gov has got legislation in the pipeline to ban local spam but the prob
  25. yo TK good to see you posting again hope everything is ok any word from il_wiccan take care, and give those wee ones a big hug for me marty