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Nice looking 'Puter. Congrats!!!!! jim

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't hav

This is the football version of what is going on in education right now. (If you're not an educator, this may not make a lot of sense to you, but send it to your friends who are in education. They will love it!) NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND---The Football Version 1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be held accountable. If after two years they have not won the championship their footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL they do win the champi

I'm certainly not the expert. however, if you don't have a lot of data that would be lost, I would think that a reformat and clean install would be the best way to go.

This happened about a month ago just outside of Spooner, a little town in the northwoods of Wisconsin, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. This out-of-state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and clo

The old joke was What's the difference between a "four" and a "ten"? A 6-pack!!

Ah yes............ An oldie but a goodie! Thanks.

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ //////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes yo

I don't get much spam anymore. I do two things that seem to help. first, I have a "yahoo" mail address that I use whenever I have to give out an Email address on any form or web page. I clean that one out every week or so and it's ALL spam in that one. I also run a program called "Mail Washer" that lets me see what's waiting for me on the server and I delete ANYTHING that even looks wierd.

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I

That depends on weather you like "hooters" or "honkers"

So my question would be what is the difference between the free version and the paid version? Does it do the job well??

OUT-STANDING!!! I used to fly R/C and this takes it to a whole new level

A woman stopped by unannounced at her married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me i

as my family is prone to saying, " Hippo, Birdies, Two Ewes " many happy returns, Liz................. Jim

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumpe

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his studen

A question kind of along this line. As many of you know, I have not been able to update my XP Pro (upgrade from Win 2000 pro) to SP2 no matter what I've tried. And I've tried A LOT!!!!! My question is this......My brother has a XP Pro (with SP 2) CD. Could I install that with MY XP Pro upgrade license number? Would this work and would it be legal??

The new perfect supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

MOST times when you install an upgrade, at some point early in the install, you have to insert the CD from the version that you are upgrading FROM. I have an XP Pro Upgrade and everytime I have had to reformat, I have had to put my WIN 2K CD in the drive at one point but I didn't have to install 2K first. I don't know for sure how OEM CD's work but I would think it should work for you

Great Job!! Congrats.......I KNOW what you went thru....I smoked for over 30 years and I quit too. You will only continue to feel better, too!! You've just added YEARS to your life as well.

My tool box (a REAL man's toolbox) only has TWO things in it Duct Tape and WD-40 If it moves and it shouldn't, then use the Duct Tape If it don't move and it should, use the WD-40 End of story!!!

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With t

OH that's good!!!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he was ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching??" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."