tg1911 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It's three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!! ), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scarlett Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 (edited) Good one tg.I wonder if then push came to.....shove. Edited August 25, 2005 by Scarlett Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fubz Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 I dont get it.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 tg1911 you are on a roll. Haha Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 (edited) Didn't see that one comin' tg... Funny stuff he he he Edited August 26, 2005 by echobay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 That one was truly a surprise ending to me too...funny stuff!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It's three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!! ), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOL, good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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