macmarauder

i just came back after a long drive from denver and i think i've come up with a new super hero. ROAD RAGE MAN i can not believe the lack of basic driving skill in the big city and then i get back here and it's just as bad. for example i want to turn into Road Rage Man and teach drivers how to use their turn signals by smashing them into their turn signals.

machiavellian

kinda like the brain drain machine from Batman Forever

WELcome WELcoMe WELcOme! please don't step on the woozles.

the big bad wolf from little red ridding hood

WOW! thanks Marty. lets here it for us, the TechTv left overs, a little stale but still good after a minute in the microwave.

it will now.

143.5 mph with a 89 Mercedes 300SD that i bought for $500 and spent another $1,000 fixing it up. it was apart of another one of my crazy inventions. if you had to eat an insect, what would it be?

StarKist Tuna

Shinjin just made it 400!!!!!!!!!!!! (siren sounds, lots of balloons fall from through the ceiling panels, streamers shoot out from the corners of the room, a big sign drops down and lights up) a voice over the PA system "CONGRAAAAAAATULATIONS! YOUR OUR 400th MEMMMBER! " (everybody turns toward me) oh by the way i forgot to mention i added a few things

sugar rush ------------- (runs towards the wall real fast, leaves a macmarauder shape whole in the wall) (witnesses say that they heard him yell something like "i knew i should've installed those new brakes")

Gangus Kong ----------- one of Gandhi's previous lives

Gmail - the big block muscle cars of free email. excess to the extreme. (makes extreme face and grunts)

Hindu Indian ---------- "you should not be flame broiling our sacred cows"

we're all just rats in a giant lab experiment. on a related note have i explained my theory about us just being the the greatest version of the sims game for Gods personal enjoyment. (this theory assumes that God exist)

ha ha your location doesn't exist in the world of google. for some reason google thinks that my house is in the middle of the park accross the street. mybe i've been evicted and they already know make sure that you format the address the same as the example. like 827 S. street, city state and if your address still doesn't show up then use one close to you. the zoom controls are on the up and down slider on the left. you can zoom in and scroll you your house.

yeah, i bet that nobody in the music industry thought of that. having access to all that music encourages you to broaden your music horizon.

A1 sauce

WELCOME! welcome! welcome! welcome! (turns the echo machine off)

i really can see my house from here. (yells to younger brother who just happens to be visiting ) "hay tony! go outside and wave." (tony goes outside and waves and then yells back) how long will this take? "the satellite should be back around in a few hours"

it's a web browser

yeah shadow. so far it's just me signing and i'm getting more dogs howling outside than applause inside. come save us from me.

yep! all done. come on in and hide from the wind. here's some iced tea. btw: we'll be introducing karaoke every friday night and i put out an add for a DJ twice a night. no takers yet but we'll get somebody. for now just start up your iTunes and pretend

ahhh freeeee. my favorite price i totally understand (performs Vulcan hand gesture) live long and surf well

huh well if you go to the download section they have a version for pretty much every os out there. MAC, WIN, LINUX, UNIX, FreeBSD, Solaris, OS/2, QNX, Mobile. if you click the more info link provided on that page it takes you to a site explaining common april fools jokes.