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  1. Idiots Everywhere

    in The Comedy Club

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    Subject: Idiots are everywhere

    HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?

    True stories.

    I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an

    order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

    "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

    "You don't?" I replied.

    "We only have six, nine or twelve," was the reply.

    "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets but I can order six?"

    "That's right."

    So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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    Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she

    was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing

    paper. What do I do?" Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told

    her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,

    put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed

    into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and

    the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the

    manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise

    control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

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    IDIOTS AT WORK...

    Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar.

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    IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

    My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a

    large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with

    their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the

    branchbanks that had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of

    my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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    IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

    I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next

    day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly

    excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of

    daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was

    very disappointed.

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    Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal

    colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a copy machine. The

    message "He's lying", was placed in the copier and police pressed the copy

    button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.

    Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

  2. Gigabyte Wireless Networking Kit?

    in Windows 10, 8, 7, Vista, and XP

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    I was looking around on newegg and seen this GIGABYTE GN-B49G-WPEAG IEEE802.3,802.3u,IEEE802.11b/g Wireless Router & kit its alittle faster than the other wireless kits ive seen and is very cheap $87.00.

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    it will not really be anyfaster. all it is stating is that it can handle up to that spped connection.

    and with only one antenea, on the transmitter, yuo are going to experiance some dead spots.

    there are better ones out there, and i saw one with a 3 antenea array.

    it was a wireless G with SRX from Linksys, and also there is the Pre-N that is out which is much faster than G and B and the A is out also.

    I haev a D-Link with one antenea, and at home it does not work well with one antenea. a twin or 3 antenea model will take care of dead spots and also have better range than a single antenea.