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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
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But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
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The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
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But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
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The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
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And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants? (Scroll down for the answer)
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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking, you perverts?
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hope i don't get in trouble for this one. 
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen
glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass?" and she opened the freezer door and took
out a glass so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey...at the bar .. you know...there's swearing, dirty words
and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE
HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A BAR! THAT SHIT IS
OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
....And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which
gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get
near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because
there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his
dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
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A Mexican drinks his Tequilla and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is in the air, He says in Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice Viva Mexico ! An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in the air, He says in Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either ! Praise Allah ! A US Marine cool as a cucumber picks up his Budweiser and drinks it, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says in America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice !
God Bless the USA
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed
But, somehow the message never sank in.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes, and when I came
out again I handed her a ; toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
always have a limp....
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, dammit!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer,
but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the
cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least..
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at tthe same time.
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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i think also that mandrake had a partition resizing program built into it also.
you must make sure on which ever one you use that you defrag the hard drive first.
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i have used Mandrake, Red Hat, and Lycoris desktopLX.
the Lycoris looks alot like windows.
mandrake has alot to it and i felt at ease with it.
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HI ya Pete, and mlegg.
well we thought the writing was on the wall from the take over.
looks like all G4 wanted was the viewers from TTV and did not care how they got them. destroy tech, so they can just play around.
well with out tech, their game machines will be useless.
but guess they do not see that.
well i guess i better get ready to start helping a little more here now.
besides, i like this one better.
it's more fun here.
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look in msconfig and see how many programs you have starting up at the same time. also look at the task manager and see how many processes you have running.
it sounds like you have alot of programs trying to run in the back ground.
the more you hvae the slower it will get.
you may be able to cure some of it by adding more ram.
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Probably the pentium D thats intels only dual core chip right now in my opinion they seen AMD was making the X2 so intel put two weak pentium 4's on one chip.
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AMD already released teh dual core chip before Intel released the Pentium D.
if memory serves me, i think AMD is calling theirs the Opteron?
or i think that was the name they were going to use, but AMD released theirs on the market first.
boy, that was a first.
as for the original question, that mother board supports the Pentium 4,
that is not a dual core CPU.
so the answer to your question is no, it does not support the Pentium D.
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go to this link,
http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/xp_abc.htm
select B, then scroll down past bios, to black screen.
there is 4 links on that page for that problem.
also if you have the XP cd that came with the PC, thsi link will show how to use the recovery console to repair te problem.
http://www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/repair_xp.htm
now if the PC did not come with an XP cd, ten there is a partition on teh hard drive that is a fat32 partition which is the recovery partition.
it may allow a repair install or a complete reformat and install.
if you have the xp cd then try the repair options, of fixmbr, or fixboot.
but check the first links first.
should be simple to fix.
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A+ certified?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
are yu kidding?
i was an A student in electronics for 2 1/2 years.
worked in electronics for 15 years.
i was learning about computer systems before MS became popular.
most of the electronic organs i worked on had a computer in them.
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I can't get this damn thing to boot up!
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did you switch the 6L6s with the 6V6s again?
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I've been working on lights inside my car lately, just hooking up neons to a 12 volt source than a ground, and I was wondering if anyone knew what the different colored wires on a 4 pin connection from a power supply were?
All I need is a 12 volt and a ground to a light to get the lights to work
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if yuo look on the side of the power supply, you will see a connector code and color code. it also tells what each color and voltage is and what the amperage rating is for each one.
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actually if ya wanna know my name is honda_boy cause i love hondas not because i drive a honda tuner. I take more pride in my home built Sidewinder PC. It's my pride and joy.
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i rode a honda, a honda shadow 1100 ace, til i hit a guardrail.
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the differance between the men and the boys is the price of their toys,
or in racing the size of the slicks, or
how much hourse power you can get out of the engine.
methonal=2763 hp
nitro= 7000+ hp
any questions
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glad to hear you got it fixed
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1754008,00.html“We have experimented with amputating or damaging several different organs, such as the heart, toes, tail and ears, and just watched them regrow,†she said. “It is quite remarkable. The only organ that did not grow back was the brain.
...the ability of mice at her laboratory to regenerate appears to be controlled by about a dozen genes.
This is very interesting and holds great promise.
In theory , drugs could be designed to turn on these genes temporarily in injured individuals or the aged to facilitate healing and replacement of damaged and missing tissues.
Very similar to the hypothetical developement in Heinleins "Time Enough For Love" of regeneration and rejuvenation treatments capable of turning back the years and extending human lifespan to several times its "natural " length.
I wonder if this will get the funding it deserves and if they can get it to expand to spinal tissue etc.
How much of an organ or limb needs to remain to regenerate?
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dang, they should have come ot witrh it sooner. then i may have toes again.
wonder if they were cross breeding with lizards?
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That was sad. How nasty. How is this even funny?
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you have not been in a nursing home have you?
i spent 2 months in one.
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The Mythbusters had a show about coke myths and most of the ones listed were busted except for the chrome bumper one.
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i can verify the chemicals. i have hauld them to a coke plant.
had to have 3 placards on the trailer.
corrosive, flamable, and dangerous.
the phosphoric acid is corrosive,
te flavoring powders are flamable,
the combination of these is dangerous.
coke does clean acid off batery terminals. done it.
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just have a three bean chili and then there would be enough gas
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look at this link,
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=324767
this should work.
or you could run the XP disk and do a system file check.
look at this, http://www.anzwers.org/free/xpdsl/sfc.htm
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We all know that water is important but I've
never seen it written down like this before.
75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
(Likely applies to half
world> pop.)
In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so
weak that it is often
mistaken for hunger.
Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's
metabolism as much as 3%.
One glass of water shut down midnight hunger
pangs for almost 100% of the
dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime
fatigue.
Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses
of water a day could
significantly ease back and joint pain for up to
80% of sufferers.
A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy
short-term memory, trouble
with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the
computer screen or on a printed page.
Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the
risk of colon cancer by
45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by
79%, and one is 50% less
likely to develop bladder cancer.
Are you drinking the amount of water you should
every day?
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COKE
No wonder coke tastes soooo good:
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway
patrol carries two gallons of
Coke in the truck to remove blood from the
highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke
and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola
into the toilet bowl and
.......Let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric
acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car
bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil
dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery
terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola
over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth
soaked in Coca-Cola to the
rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of
Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap
the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty
minutes before the ham is
finished, Remove the foil, allowing the
drippings to mix with the Coke
for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can
of coke into a load of greasy
clothes, add detergent, And run through a
regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will
help loosen grease stains. It will also clean
road haze from your windshield.
FYI:
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric
acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will
dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate)
the commercial truck must use
the Hazardous material place cards reserved for
Highly corrosive materials.
Partition Manager
in Windows 10, 8, 7, Vista, and XP
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from what i understood from reading the instructions that was in the mandrake distro, it mentioned thatz defraging would make the repartitioning go a little easier.
that is why i stated that.
besides, if you are going to repartition without reinstalling windows, wouldn't sound like a good idea anyway?
because if you don't info could become damaged when trying to resize the partitions with out reinstallling windows.