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thanks JS i reminder that at times we need advice and help i loved those reminders again thanks marty

naked woman not for me my eyes get sore marty

i haven a clue what this means but each time you put the cursor on o block it changes color and size and shape if any one can figure it out show me http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/movies/red_and_black.htm

under all those difficultys were we happy darn tootin we were marty

hi is spanish a carriculum language in the usa i notice the usa is made up of many different races so is engresh the first language and then spannish or vica versa marty

ha ha ha beasrskin when wives say it they are in love marty

hi tman20 i have to agree with your post as each country was settled by the poms the local culture estabilished their own interpritation of and meanings and lingo i think i read in an earlier post of some words in some countrys are legit where as in others thay are swear words i refer to bastard as an example in some countrys it is swearing and in my country it is some one with an uknown father all the more confusing marty

give those pennies to congress so they can buy iraq marty

i have 3 boys so i can relate to those quotes marty

no i put my hand down there to make sure [every one to their own] ha ha ha marty

hi JD many of the slang words used in brit are interupted in there own way in australia and new zealand. and in the past being a british country oz and nz naturally followed the language trends. reading the board from american poster i assumed usa has a language suited for their use. yes i agree some words are not repeatable here on the board. do you watch? click on line from the bbc it is a bit more tech than techtv and not so much showman ship. but i understand their programs are interchangeable with techtv. tech bots was one. ime a fan of slang. as sometimes when i post, im in

hi tictoc youve done well enough to be able to make a sig i wished i could design a sig does it take much tech know how to do it it marty

slang words many posters will not be familiar with some of the words here which i found on the BBC CLICK ON LINE a compt program beam out world wide please enjoy marty this link comes from the same article how things are made how things are made

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Happy Birthday Nerelda! you dont post as much as you used to so its good to see you popin every now and then marty

hi joe im glad ive helped your day we all get these ups and downs take care marty Great stuff, Marty. I've had a real bad couple of weeks. But I'm laughing now!!!!! Thanks, Joe

hi HP i have a brother who thinks golf is spelled GOD i had one hit with a club and i swung it so far around it hit me on the back of my head so i retired defeated marty

bearskin is one of the few authoritys of WINME on this board and it would be wise to follow his info hows that for sucking up BS i used it once and i was completely lost so i save my pennies and bought xp and im glad i changed marty

4 Smart Dogs Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. The Accountant said his dog could do better, and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided t

0 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex 1. A below par performance is considered damn good. 2. You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers. 3. Foursomes are encouraged. 4. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 5. Three times a day is possible. 6. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. 8. You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished. 9. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. 10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace i

yes i got it from WS i get plenty from them mrbill emails me many. god knows where he gets them from he has sent me some from the stickmen file marty

California -156 years ago! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know what happened on September 9, 1850, in California? California became a state. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and men didn't hold hands.

keith why am o getting a blank page? marty

can you send a hijack log to the board so it can be read by the experts those popups could be from any appli do you use messenger try disabling that and see if you can get rid of the popups also have a look in your add and remove programs and see if the popups have any links there you may have to surf safer from now on my guess is youve been hijacked how many brothers have buggered up compts marty

yo keith mrbill sent them he has sent several in the last few days. i wanted him to send rude ones but he is frightened his wife will smack him i like him he is a broad minded guy marty