martymas

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  1. Happy Birthday, Torin_Darkflight have a good day marty
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    Tickle Me

    Another example of how important clear communication is :-) There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line b
  3. Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! ~~~~~~~~~ One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone l
  4. has any one heard from goliath lately he seems to have gone of the board marty
  5. ha ha ha they soon pick up the words marty
  6. yes liz you are correct i dont have office it wouldnt hurt to try Malicious Software Removal Tool ive had it on for quite some time i went to a friends compt and scanned with the tool and it detected a trojon -and worm and it cleaned it as well it hasent happened to me yet as my security is very tight im not happy with third party applications tho i have avast and adaware but microsodt dosent cater for this sort of malware that these applis pick up marty
  7. yes it is only because some of the best people post here and i class hi-test as one of those as my parents used to say bout some one they liked your a gentleman and a scholar marty
  8. hi my friend are non drinkers allowed to the party if so ile be there tho i will have a wine biscuit lots of luck to you and family marty
  9. hi Happy Birthday Hitest ive only just found the greetings have a good day marty
  10. hi all any one got a cheeky dog like this
  11. do you have tp park it front first i tried to back it but kept hitting the wall marty
  12. i notice there are nine updates where as i only got eight why marty
  13. hi all a friend emailed this to me. i always thought modern screens were safe to leave turned on with out any problems read this article as im a bit confused here does this bugger up the theory that you can leave your compt running for ever or is this article b----t marty screen fix
  14. A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks,"What about the smell?" He says,"Hold its nose." ******************************** 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope a
  15. martymas

    Ask God

    i like it dave marty
  16. http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf see if you can park this car when it comes to games im worse than worse marty
  17. A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic fi
  18. luminous Paper?" is a well known product here in godzone we wrap xmas present with this stuff and place it under the xmas tree then turn the lights off it has an eerie glow. you probably have it but with a different name those brits have a language only they understand there are so many dialects when britten colonised nz and australia they had a language unique to the area and today in the country areas the dialect still lives on and i could give many examples but time dosent allow that marty
  19. hey robroy weve all been there done that ha ha ha marty
  20. hi JD i got the pic from a freind at world start marty
  21. this post isnt to give you a fix for pdf files i jus wana say hi ya its a bout time you came back a friend marty
  22. horsey tale i wonder if this guy is married marty