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congrats mark hope all is ok with the mum and the little one i thought ide posted a congrats earlier but apperently ide just read the posts how ever enjoy the moment you luckly bugger marty

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered for

in my research she appears on a womans talk show called the view she replaced some black woman that got axed because the ratings went down because of the black host i thought racism was a thing of the past in the usa however the article didnt say if the ratings improved or not she is quite famous in the usa but here in nz she is unheard of apart from the gay community so being famous because of being gay isnt popular every where in the world to me that is their own bizness tho for some time i was anti gay but ive learned to tolerate it now marty

hi jd i had to think about that at first a clever play on words marty

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Good Pun is Its Own Reword - A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. - Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. - Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. - A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Sea captains don't like crew cuts. - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. - When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. - A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. - What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!) - A backward poet writes inverse. - He had a photographic memory that was never developed. - A plateau

that was a quick thinking trooper marty

jeez dave i thought you had gone where the good people go dont leave it so long next time we love you i saw a post some time ago asking for you and no one seemed to know what you were up to as you know ime a particleular fan of yours as you taught me what little things i know about compts so please dont stay way to long next time regards marty

i just researched rosie o"donnell and she is gay or as the article says she straddles both sides of the fence marty

thanks bubba bob marty

Viagra: The Sequel We received this update on the Pfizer Pharmaceutical Company's new drug release information bulletin: With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole new line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CH

as i dont know the person i feel it is safe to post Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.†Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.†Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.†So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.†Tom Thumb went next

thanks bobby i thought i was the only one in this catergory marty

that is what i call mums phylosiphy most of us have experience those do"s and donts i love those quotes mothers are a breed of their own marty

hi flatiron as a new ubuntu user im enjoying it as well once i get to grips with it ile use windows less and less i come to the linux forum to read and learn and i have to say the linux posters are very helpfull good luck and happy ubuntuing marty

yes i have i posted the same Q on the forum some time ago i also posted a link to the linbios article if you go to the linux forum and scroll to the heading linbios posted by martymas there are two links to the linbios article this is one of them marty http://www.hermann-uwe.de/blog/linuxbios-w...erver-completel

welcome yes the only dunmb question is the one not asked and i also ad we all went through the stage your at this moment you will find there are some very good people here and you will get all the help you need marty

check your jumper leads and see what they are set at if it is freezing that is hard ware and very likely the jumpers are set wrong marty

ha ha ha good one marty

ime not sure if this will help i have been using ubuntu 6.10 for some weeks and an update notice appear on the tool bar when i press the update it is asked if i wanted to update to ubuntu7,4 which i said yes and i have been using 7.4 for about a week now in this forum i posted about it like hi test posted i pressed the upgrade button in the package option this is a much simpler option than window offers the only down side is this firefox i cant get it to work for me i use the epiphany browser and the konqeror browser thay are just as good marty marty

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD... (As if they didn't already…..) Keep her going - PLEASE KEEP HER GOING This woman is walking the World for Breast Cancer. Please pass her on so that she can reach her destination. Say a prayer for all those who are affected by this terrible disease. She's walking around the world - via e-mail!! Pass it on so she can get there! ( Please hit your forward button, so the woman stays animated.)

good one jeff that other site it was 2 days before i could log in and then i had to email them for my user name and p-word which ive used for a few years why the hell dosent jeff hire him self and show them how to run and design a site again good one jeff marty

here is some vintage cars there are many of these in new zealand from 2.000 vintage car clubs as ime not an authority on vintage cars but many of you are keen enthusiasts please enjoy marty http://www.greatdanepro.com/Classic%20Cars...ssic%20cars.htm

im afraid i fit into the not so good golfer catergory tho i remember wher i live i tried a round of golf an i hit the ball high into the air and it never ever came down i think it is still going marty

my god you poor bugger ive been stung by a jelly fish on my big toe and it was so sore so my sympathys marty