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ha ha ha chappy keep this going marty

ha ha ha hey chappy i cant remember being on that bus marty

hey all the irish i love this marty Golf Tee On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The gas station attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting the golf star in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of his identity. "Top of the mornin' to you, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello," and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on

yo handplane yes that is happening to me now it was working when i tested it before i posted ive been back to the site and it isnt working there either ive emailed the person concerned i thought it may have been the creaters or this board disabling it. but some how it has been disabled once i posted it. marty <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thanks handplane click on the the website quoted on the error page and have a look in there. one of the problems with george carlin he swore very loudly and got the backs up of the puritans and the religious bodys . but he told the truth and some h

yo handplane yes that is happening to me now it was working when i tested it before i posted ive been back to the site and it isnt working there either ive emailed the person concerned i thought it may have been the creaters or this board disabling it. but some how it has been disabled once i posted it. marty

its not mallware, its not spyware, and its not a virus, Microsoft has posted an article about the system slowing down, and what the problem is that the registry is so damn big that it cant load it into memory to make right clicks cache etc etc and keep them operating quickly. even looking at your hjt log's you have an awfull lot of stuff running. the way i solved it on my system was using a program called registry mechanic, which will remove any unnesicary or broken links in the registry, be sure to make backups and remember we dont take any liability . If that doesnt solve the problem, well y

how many are familair with george carlin i have a coupla articles from him here is a radio broadcast from him must warn you there is a swear word in here tho ive seen it posted on the board it starts with b-------t so if you are affended dont go there have your sound turned on and your player enabled georges view on religion georges views George Carlin's Views on Aging -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than

you may have a power prpblem. you may be using more resources than your compt can handle if it isnt a virus or spyware than i suggest it could be your power options need to be controled if you go to power options on the toolbar look for the tab APM open it and check the box power management support . ok apply if the tab isnt there post back because it needs to be enabled in the bios i still feel it is a virus or bad malware if you follow Efwis instructions you will be ok i suggest you get a virus scanner as soon as possable or you will be a permenant poster to the section marty

because you nortons has expired means you dont ahve an active virus scanner nor a spyware scanner and i suspecy you have some s---t on your sys are you able to get on the net, if you, are go to trend micro houscall [free] and scan from the website they will notify you if you have a virus and they will tell you if it is cleanable i think you also should install hijack this scan and send the logfile to the board and let an expert read it for you there are plenty here . once you have scanned dont try and clean it your self as it takes special tools to do it do that first and some o

strangly i thought ide posted this some weeks ago but ,all chanels but cnn are showing it this morning. local, dse german, and the BBC. the young b-------d marty

i see the 18 year old german youth who wrote the sasserworm. has got a suspended sentence. have they forgotten. the hundred of thousands of compt he infected. i saw his mum on dse tv appealing to the authoritys to have pity on him as he didnt know what he was doing. many many users knew what he was doing. marty

hi team i just recieved very sad news keith dicks dad passed away this morning he suffered quite a lot keith kept me informed my sympathies to keith and his family i need to sit back an reflect marty

yo bearskin there are times when i dont seem to be able to do. what i want to yeow that was a mouthful said the hooker hows things . well those two compts with 3.1 have gone back to thier owners im now on to an OS that fits on the 1.44 floppy called Menuet and ile send a link to you so you can try it . ile make another thread and send it later. marty

the point of my post was to highlight dust off which is used by many people to clean the weenies from there sys. but if it has these dangers shoudnt parents warn their children bout the downside of this stuff drug taking is out of hand on the planet and it is no wonder some of the most famous people on the planet use it film stars celebritys politicians you name it . is this the message to send to our children my son said dad pam anderson and all those fim stars do it what am i to say to that . it is all round us drugs .ciggies alchahol and at the moment there is a thing around whe

hi team i have article here i think you should all read if you have children i dont use dust off but many you would have used it please read marty DUST OFF" CAN BE LETHAL! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Read this story and then pass it on to anyone you know who has pre-teens or teenagers. It might just save a childs life. DUST OFF" CAN BE LETHAL! PLEASE PASS ON First I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for its crime rate. We have a lot of gangs an

yo blim your to kind to me the 4 i got right i knew but the rest was a guess tho i know some answers i have to come to the board to get first hand knowledge there are some people here who im my eyes are the greatest an ime not to humble to take note of some of the solutions in other words we all help each other and i like it like that. i would love to have the know how of some of these posters tho thanks for your kind words marty

Word Fun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This has got to be one of the cleverest-Emails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: ! When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: Wh

wow i got 4 out of 10 im classed as compt illiterate at least i know the difference between the mouse. the mice. and the meeces. the onlt thing i know on my compt is enter marty

yes chappy as the time gets nearer i know it is sept 2006 the date hasent been set yet as that is in the hands of the canadian end but knowing a lot of you are from canada im looking forward to the trip im not a good flyer so i need to come to terms with flying with my eyes closed im and admirer of canadians so to meet them in person is a life time expereince for me yes chappy ile keep you posted i need info on edmonton marty

yo Nerelda good luck hope every thing turns out ok keep us posted on your progress marty

pam anderson i dont have hangovers i have hangups cannes festival marty

hi team i found these in the stanford uni news letter ha ha how love gulliable can you get marty Falling in Love “I’ll never forget the first time I fell in love. It was a long time ago, the summer after sixth grade. Johnny Driscoll looked at me with his big, brown eyes, and that was it. I was in love. It was so romantic.†—Susan, 46 “I fell in love with Mary Linley in eleventh grade. She had the cutest yellow curls - they drove me wild! I’d never felt anything like that love before. Sweet romance.†—Perry, 38 “The first time I fell in love, I was so afraid I’d get hurt.

me to from as far away as where i live im getting emails to buy microsoft products at a reduced price ive tried to set blocking rules but the buggers keep changing their return address how ever ive blocked many of them and now it has got done to a triclke . the biggest offenders are the pharmacys and microsoft products i know microsoft dosent email at will i contacted our local branch and they said they dont email private individuals unless it is arranged but use a throw away email address i havent got a clue how that works . marty

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yo TK glad your back hope your family are coping well and you of course you need to take care and i feel so sorry for your family it isnt verry nice when you loose a loved one us on the board wish you all the best and tell your family our thoughts are with them a friend marty