sultan_emerr

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  1. Happy Belated Birthday Crofty.
  2. Happy Birthday to domingus, uberpenguin and mboverload
  3. Happy Birthday Marsh_Ox and Mawood1231
  4. GET WELL SOON MARTY MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!
  5. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
  6. Two retired professors were on vacation at a hotel in the mountains. One evening, they were sitting on the porch, watching the sun set. One turned to the other and asked, "Have you read Marx?" The other replied, "Yes, I have. I think they're from the wicker chairs."
  7. Richard was a qualified meteorologist. He had always received high marks in school, so he quickly landed his first job at a local television station. But despite his years of training, he had bad luck predicting the weather. He became the subject of public ridicule when a competing television station pointed out that his weather predictions had been wrong for all but 20 days in the previous year. The station manager, embarrassed by the ridicule, fired Richard. Richard decided to move far away, where no one would know of his past. He landed an interview at another television station, and it se
  8. Have a great Birthday Gimpi