snyper Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make theirdaysinteresting.Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a copwriting out a parking ticket.I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a seniorcitizen af***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worntyres.So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with thefirst. Then he started writing a third ticket.This went on for about 20 minutes.The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.It's important at my age. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 hehe that sure sounds like the Big Yin, haven't seen hin in years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Ohhhh, that is sooo something my Dad would do. Not printing this out for him, he doesn't need any ideas!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted August 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 hehe that sure sounds like the Big Yin, haven't seen hin in yearsAh yes, he one of my all time favorites Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I told you that you'd fit right in here didn't I Snyper....heheh!You're just as depraved as the rest of us, well, maybe not as much as Mac is, but darn close. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 ....That was a good one Snyper!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted August 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 You're just as depraved as the rest of us,Worse..trust me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Love it....snyper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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