What Do Retired People Do All Day?, Billy Connolly On Retirement!


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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

days

interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop

writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior

citizen a

f***** break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn

tyres.

So I called him a s---head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the

first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

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  • 2 weeks later...

I told you that you'd fit right in here didn't I Snyper....heheh!

You're just as depraved as the rest of us, well, maybe not as much as Mac is, but darn close.

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