Work Ethics

[bozodog]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

WORK ETHICS

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-$-H-!-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$h!t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

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Edited October 26, 2004 by Chappy

[tictoc5150]

hehe...thanks bozodog, needed a chuckle

[tg1911]

Thanks, bozodog.

A good laugh in the morning, is a great way to start the day.

[tenmm]

D-U-M-B- L-O-O-K-S

4+21+13+2+12=15+15+11+19=112%

[marko_tomas13]

wow that is amazing

who knew?

[Matt]

LOL, is hould try that in my geometry class

G-E-O-M-E-T-R-Y

7+5+15+13+5+20+18+25=108%

[mikex]

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance....

Baffle them with Bull$h!t.

[macmarauder]

i can atest to that. Hooked on Bamffling Work ed For Me