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""Hey Hank this party's getting dull....throw someone in the pool".....words to live by."  So Hank threw me in???  Ok, Ok, who is Hank?:

Liz

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Hank= Snakes real name ( as Williams Jr, or so the legend goes.) This is a song about what happens when you need someone to watch your house while you're out of town and the choices are, your brother in law...fresh out of rehab and two guys who work for you...sort of.

Heres the song Liz:

I have heard that some of the great parties of all times have

Been at my house - when I wasn’t there.

-- spoken:

In days of old, when knights were bold,

And journeyed from their castles,

Trusty men were left behind,

Knights needed not the hassles.

They helped themselves to pig and peach,

And drank from king’s own chalice.

Oh, it was a stirring sight

These gypsies in the palace.

And some things never change. hit it boys!

So long boss, knock ’em dead, don’t worry ’bout a thing

Wish that we could come along, we’d love to hear you sing

Limo’s here, your bags are packed, the list is by the phone

Me and snake will watch your place and treat it like our own

Look at all this liquor

Look at all this food

It’s only gonna go to waste

We’re not really being rude

But the good stuff’s in his closet, I swear he wouldn’t mind

Hell we’ll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time

We’re gypsies in the palace, he’s left us here alone

The order of the sleepless knights will now assume the throne

We ain’t got no money, we ain’t got no right

But we’re gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight

There’s damsels in distress out there and we got all this beer

We’ll free them from their condos and bring ’em over here

We’ll show them his gold records

We’ll play his music loud

We’ll party just like bubba does

We’ll do the old man proud

We’re gypsies in the palace, there ain’t no wrong or right

We’re gypsies in the palace, and a’ goin’ wild tonight

He’s the greatest guy to work for, man he’s really cool

Hey snake this party’s gettin’ dull, throw someone in the pool

Hey let’s all take our clothes off and form a conga line

Watch out for that broken glass, hey snake we need more wine

We’re gypsies in the palace, there ain’t no wrong or right

We’re gypsies in the palace, and we’re raisin’ hell tonight

Hey

Oh hi there boss, what’s goin’ on

You say you’re coming when?

I’ll send snake out to pick you up tomorrow night at ten, okay!

Everybody outta here, this joint is closin’ down

We gotta find someone to clean this up, he’s comin’ back to town

Hi there boss we waxed your cars, we raked and mowed your lawn

We couldn’t find enough to do in the short time you were gone

Man it sure is peaceful here, you’ve really got it all

If you ever hit the road again, give me and snake a call

We’re gypsies in the palace, he’s left us here alone

The order of the sleepless knights will now assume the throne

We ain’t got no money, we ain’t got no right

But we’re gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight

MAS TEQUILA!!! MAS CORONA!!! AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!

Time to form a Conga Line

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""Hey Hank this party's getting dull....throw someone in the pool".....words to live by."  So Hank threw me in???  Ok, Ok, who is Hank?:

Liz

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Hank= Snakes real name ( as Williams Jr, or so the legend goes.) This is a song about what happens when you need someone to watch your house while you're out of town and the choices are, your brother in law...fresh out of rehab and two guys who work for you...sort of.

Heres the song Liz:

I have heard that some of the great parties of all times have

Been at my house - when I wasn’t there.

-- spoken:

In days of old, when knights were bold,

And journeyed from their castles,

Trusty men were left behind,

Knights needed not the hassles.

They helped themselves to pig and peach,

And drank from king’s own chalice.

Oh, it was a stirring sight

These gypsies in the palace.

And some things never change. hit it boys!

So long boss, knock ’em dead, don’t worry ’bout a thing

Wish that we could come along, we’d love to hear you sing

Limo’s here, your bags are packed, the list is by the phone

Me and snake will watch your place and treat it like our own

Look at all this liquor

Look at all this food

It’s only gonna go to waste

We’re not really being rude

But the good stuff’s in his closet, I swear he wouldn’t mind

Hell we’ll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time

We’re gypsies in the palace, he’s left us here alone

The order of the sleepless knights will now assume the throne

We ain’t got no money, we ain’t got no right

But we’re gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight

There’s damsels in distress out there and we got all this beer

We’ll free them from their condos and bring ’em over here

We’ll show them his gold records

We’ll play his music loud

We’ll party just like bubba does

We’ll do the old man proud

We’re gypsies in the palace, there ain’t no wrong or right

We’re gypsies in the palace, and a’ goin’ wild tonight

He’s the greatest guy to work for, man he’s really cool

Hey snake this party’s gettin’ dull, throw someone in the pool

Hey let’s all take our clothes off and form a conga line

Watch out for that broken glass, hey snake we need more wine

We’re gypsies in the palace, there ain’t no wrong or right

We’re gypsies in the palace, and we’re raisin’ hell tonight

Hey

Oh hi there boss, what’s goin’ on

You say you’re coming when?

I’ll send snake out to pick you up tomorrow night at ten, okay!

Everybody outta here, this joint is closin’ down

We gotta find someone to clean this up, he’s comin’ back to town

Hi there boss we waxed your cars, we raked and mowed your lawn

We couldn’t find enough to do in the short time you were gone

Man it sure is peaceful here, you’ve really got it all

If you ever hit the road again, give me and snake a call

We’re gypsies in the palace, he’s left us here alone

The order of the sleepless knights will now assume the throne

We ain’t got no money, we ain’t got no right

But we’re gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight

MAS TEQUILA!!! MAS CORONA!!! AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!

Time to form a Conga Line

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YEEEHAAAWWW!!!

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Great song, Parrot!!! Hmmmm, reminds me of when Hitest went out of town and told us not to make a mess. Don't worry, I blamed Tenmm :thumbsup:

Makai, that photo makes me want to get another drink! Plain old beer for me. Never liked the "hard stuff" unless it was in one of those fattening ice cream drinks. :)

Liz

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Great song, Parrot!!!  Hmmmm, reminds me of when Hitest went out of town and told us not to make a mess.  Don't worry,  I blamed Tenmm  :thumbsup:

Makai, that photo makes me want to get another drink!  Plain old beer for me.  Never liked the "hard stuff" unless it was in one of those fattening ice cream drinks. :)

Liz

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Hmmmmm.......I was wondering why there were empty beer cans, pizza boxes every where. :D

A cold beer sounds good, Liz. I think I'll have one! :thumbsup:

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You moved the pool cover, Tenmm?????? Well, I suppose paybacks are due, afterall, I blamed you for the mess at Hitest's :blush::):blush::pirate: And I'd find a way to go through the pool cover anyways.....*pets the alligators*

Liz

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Yawn! Wow you guys partied hard. It took awhile cleaning and stocking but this place is open. Good morning. I've got to get my tea in me.

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Takes years of dedication, and a natural inlcination and boyhood spirit I just can not out grow......pass me the hotsauce and bring me a beer.

Where do we go from here?...Capt. Tonys for breakfast burritos's........thats the ticket.

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Might as well start Happy Hoour early. I'm bushed from researching proper attire and procedures for a job interview. I never realized the do's and dont's of appearing before a Fortune 500 member and his henchmen. Especially someone who is a very convservative Republican who has bought and sold many government officials including a former governor. I am still undecided to go with a conservative suit or try business casual. This is tougher than actually working at a very physical job. I have never owned nor worn a suit in my life. :blink:

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Just got off work... <_<

Damn it was hot today....we had a few cooler days this past weekend but it sure made up for it today.

I'll take a jug or pitcher of draft if you have any TT. Any brand will do... :D

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