Chappy Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Blonde jokesA blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. Thedoctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye whilecovering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face."Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about gettingglasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set onwire frames.****************A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over tothe clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keepssome things hot and some things cold" "Wow, said the blonde, "that'samazing.I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work thenextday. Her boss saw it on her desk."What do you have there?" he asked."Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"she replied.Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Twopopsicles, and some coffee".***************A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blondekept looking at him and his bulging pockets.Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt asmuch as tennis elbow?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blondekept looking at him and his bulging pockets.Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt asmuch as tennis elbow?"Chappy, Got a big kick out of this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 More Blonde Jokes! Yea!!! Copy, paste, email and thanks,Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Twopopsicles, and some coffee".!!!ROFLMAO!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Sent these onward.....Good ones Chappy... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Classic! I'm forwarding these! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 Great Chappy.Copy & Paste, goneBarb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goman87 Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Those jokes were awsome Chappy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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