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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The

doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while

covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was

which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through,

covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.

"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting

glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on

wire frames.

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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to

the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps

some things hot and some things cold" "Wow, said the blonde, "that's

amazing.

I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the

nextday. Her boss saw it on her desk.

"What do you have there?" he asked.

"Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"

she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two

popsicles, and some coffee".

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,

and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde

kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,

not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as

much as tennis elbow?"

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,

and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde

kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,

not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as

much as tennis elbow?"

Chappy,

Got a big kick out of this one.

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