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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the

operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants

on my operating table, because you open them up, everything inside is

numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!

Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the

best... Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.

Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at

the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all

wrong... Politicians are the easiest to operate on... There's no

guts, no heart, and no spine and the head and ass are

interchangeable."

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