Tide Really Works


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Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it

all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white

blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about

how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One

thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on

my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain

detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the

supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach

alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came

out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by

yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then

my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a

suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going

through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well,

gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people!

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Consumer

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