macmarauder Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Post your personal favorite Movie/Tv quotes. please not just a list of famous movie/tv quotes. i'd rather learn the ones that make you smile. Here just a couple of mine, well what i think of for right now.i like this one because of it's deep inner meaning and comment about todays society. "Russian components, American components, ALL MADE IN TIWAN!!" (after previously stating that this was delicate precision equipment)"this is how we fix things on Ruuussian Spaaaacestaaaation. AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"(beats the equipment repeatedly with great agresion until it starts working again) "i've come to chew bubble gum and kick some ass,"(stares around room with sunglasses on)"and i'm all out of bubble gum"[upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand] "Groovy""See this? This is my boom stick!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Hey mac, Hope this is, what you want."OK punk, make my day", Dirty Harry."Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn", Rhett Butler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Danny Glover "I'm getting too old for this s**t" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 pam anderson i dont have hangovers i have hangupscannes festivalmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 I said I didn't have much use for one. Didn't say I didn't know how to use it.Matthew Quigley from Quigley Down Under Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murtu52 Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 One of my favorites, from Family Guy:"Isn't bribe just another word for love?"~Peter Griffin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"Marlon Brando as The Godfather Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Hey, Macmarauder, where are your quotes from?? The first one is sooo familiar and I can't place it!Danny Glover "I'm getting too old for this s**t"<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jimras, how many times has he said that line??? I suppose these quotes must make me smile as I use them a lot!!Because I did Daycare for so long, and it makes my family groan..."Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way" Mary Poppins, of course! "Jeasus Chrrrist!!"(spelled with British accent) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (sigh, I know this will probably start a flood of Python quotes, sorry, had to do it!)When ignoring someone..."I'm a little deaf in this ear, can you say that again?"And this practically every time I try to explain something....."Strike that, reverse that" both from the ORIGINAL Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Sorry, Johnny Depp....Gene rules as Willy.Everytime the kid's tracfones ring...(they use the same ringtone)"HELLOWW!" Trigger Happy TVLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shanenin Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Say hello to my little friendtony montana(al pachino) --scarface Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 opening song from the Paul Winchell, Jerry Mahoney show.what's the secret password?scotty wotty doo dascotty wotty do0 dascotty wotty doo doo daaaaaaaaaaaaaa.oh, and this one:beam me up scotty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Liz, Mac's first quote is from Armageddon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 What we have here is a failure to communicate.Cool Hand Luke.M Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Thanks, Robroy!!Now, isn't Armeggedan the one where Bruce Willis "saves Earth by plunging his spaceship into a meteor"???? If it is, its funny that quote stuck, since I've only seen that once!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.Matrix: I lied. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger CommandoMatilda: I became...Hansel: What?Matilda: Bulimic.Derek Zoolander: You can read minds? ~ Ben Stiller ZoolanderFrench Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ~ Some Guy Monty Python and the Holy GrailSpalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it. ~ Ted Knight Caddyshack Ill post more later.. just got those off the top of my head...Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Matilda: I became...Hansel: What?Matilda: Bulimic.Derek Zoolander: You can read minds? ~ Ben Stiller ZoolanderMatt, I must say Zoolander was a kinda dumb movie, but I laughed my head off at those lines!!!! Their facial expressions were priceless!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Lone Watie: It's not right; this damn woman doing something like this to me. I used to have power. Now old age is creeping up on me. Josey Wales: More like old habits than old age. The Outlaw Josey Wales Chief Dan George and Clint Eastwood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 This one almost qualifies as a monologue but I still think it's hilarious."The future is now!!!...Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer...You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel or watch female mud wrestling on another...You can do your shopping at home or play Mortal Combat with a friend in Viet Nam!...There's no eeeeeend to the possibilitieeeeees!!!!!"Jim Carrey as the Cable GuyAnd yes, I did remember all that without checking the movie ...ugh! I need a life! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Here's some more:Robert Clayton Dean: What the hell is happening?Brill: I blew up the building.Robert Clayton Dean: Why?Brill: Because you made a phone call. ~ Will Smith & Gene Hackman Enemy of the StateAgent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger[He does]Neo: ... and you give me my phone call. ~ Keanu Reeves The MatrixCol. Jessep: I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and p*** in your dead skull! You f***ed with the wrong marine! ~ Jack Nicholson A Few Good Men[Nicholas van Orten loses a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder]Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?Nicholas: That one did. ~ Michael Douglas The Game Myron Larabee: They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's' minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. They make the kids feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! ~ Sinbad Jingle all the Way bah.. I still have more to post-- I shall later...Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 "You can't handle the truth", Jake Nicholson to Tom Cruise ( A Few Good Men ). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 hey mac..These get a smile outta me!Love the" Armageddon" "They Live"quotes...AS GOOD AS IT GETS Melvin Udall: How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?PARENTHOOD:Karen: I happen to LIKE the roller coaster, okay? As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother is brilliant.Gil: Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR? A CHRISTMAS STORY: Mom, Teacher, Santa Clause: You'll Shoot your eye out!BRAVEHEART:Stephen: [to William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fOcked. WITH HONORS: Simon Wilder: Which door do I leave from?Proffesor Pitkannan: At Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions.Simon Wilder: Okay. Which door do I leave from, @sshole? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Danny Glover "I'm getting too old for this s**t"<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jimras, how many times has he said that line??? Well, there have been four naked gun movies so I guess at LEAST four times ? ! ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 No, nonono......Lethal Weapon! Naked Gun movies are hysterical, but those are the ones with Steve Martin Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 No, nonono......Lethal Weapon! Naked Gun movies are hysterical, but those are the ones with Steve Martin Liz<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Do you mean Leslie Nielsen?? = Naked GunOr Mel Gibson = Lethal WeaponSteve Martin = Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko, Father of the Bride,Planes, Trains & Automobiles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 No, nonono......Lethal Weapon! Naked Gun movies are hysterical, but those are the ones with Steve Martin Liz<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Do you mean Leslie Nielsen?? = Naked GunOr Mel Gibson = Lethal WeaponSteve Martin = Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko, Father of the Bride,Planes, Trains & Automobiles<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'm so sorry!!Leathal Weapon series!!!!Ooops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Ooops! Yep, Leslie Nielson, you're right--I get those two prematurely silverhaired guys mixed up See, Jimras, its contagious Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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