martymas Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 this is what age does to youSubject....Aging --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to growup), here's what I've discovered: I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... 4. Funny, I don't remember being absentminded... 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. 6. If all is not lost, where is it? 7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? 16. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT! 20. Funny, I don't remember being, . . .absent minded... Now I think you're supposed to send thisto 5 or 6, maybe 10, oh send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen, Ithink. Maybe you get your memo= ryback Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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marko_tomas13 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Nice ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Those were funny!Some days your the dog,and some days your the hydrant!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Marty, those are......um.....Funny, I don't remember being absentminded...Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted June 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Those were funny!Some days your the dog,and some days your the hydrant!!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>yes that is really funnyi have a service called internet news supplied by my isp and a lot of this stuff comes fro there .on the humor section there is 50.000 catorgreys alone so there are plenty of choices lm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Is this going to happen to me, when I get old? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Is what going to happen?? Oh yeah, the joke....re-reads it because I forgot it.....now, what was your question?? Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 what?What was that??You need to type louder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted June 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 hi team im already there i post in the wrong forums i forget fullstops and commas ecti ramble on and on but i love this board so i hope you forgive my short cummings and of course the posters are second to none marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Those are good Marty....hahahaGeez....looks like some of those I'm already there and some are yet to come by the looks of things.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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