This Is What Old Age Does

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this is what age does to you



Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to growup), here's what I've discovered:

I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

4. Funny, I don't remember being absentminded...

5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

16. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter ..

I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.


20. Funny, I don't remember being, . . .absent minded...

Now I think you're supposed to send thisto 5 or 6, maybe 10, oh send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are.

Then something is supposed to happen, Ithink. Maybe you get your memo=


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Those were funny!

Some days your the dog,and some days your the hydrant!!


yes that is really funny

i have a service called internet news

supplied by my isp

and a lot of this stuff comes fro there .

on the humor section there is 50.000 catorgreys alone

so there are plenty of choices


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hi team im already there

i post in the wrong forums i forget fullstops and commas


i ramble on and on

but i love this board

so i hope you forgive my short cummings

and of course the posters are second to none


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