handplane Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 That is some funny stuff there Handplane...keep it coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 HAHAHAhahahah....Good ones, but very scary too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Good one handplane....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 i've seen a couple of these in real life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 LMAO....good ones, keep em coming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 still roflgreat stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Funny stuff handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tictoc5150 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 totally hilarious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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