rv56 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Haircut-------WOMENS' VERSION===============CATHY : Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!LISA : Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?CATHY : Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.LISA : Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.CATHY : Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.LISA : Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.MENS' VERSION=============PETE : Haircut?DAVE : Yeah! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Barb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 MENS' VERSION=============PETE : Haircut?DAVE : Yeah!Hummm??My hair cut does not even rate that long of a conversation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
murtu52 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 My conversation is even shorter:FRIEND: Haircut?ME: *Nods* :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Well, when you have waist length hair and lose 4 inches, absolutely nobody notices, so not even a nod here! Heard that conversation between Daughter and friends many times, though--very, very funny, RV!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 The only time getting a hair cut caused a conversation,was when my hair went from 12 inches to stubby(aka army buzz cut) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 So tell me... Why is it called "hair" cut, not "HAIRS" cut? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTerrorist_75 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Me: Do you charge by the pound?Barber: No, I charge by the hour.Me: How long will it take?Barber: *Sigh* All Day! *Moan*Hair length removed: 20"Beard removed: 12" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Very Funny guys...definitely am going to have to pass some of this around...hehehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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