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Forwarded to/from my Mom:
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2007 9:36 AM
Subject: A Good Answer.
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to
respond like this?.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the
wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since
I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a
dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a
car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there ANYMORE.
(my apologies if this has been posted before... I may be acting anal-retententive... a quick word search on the word 'butt' yieded no dupes
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... heavy metal
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...accelerator
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... class................ as in:
"A Toast of Amontillado"
Edgar Allan Poe
was in a class
of his own
He wrote of the
macabre most
eloquently and
left unturned
no stone
bobbynichols
12-7-2007
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... Poe-etic Justice... from my fav Poe story.
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... clutter
my closet
... my 'office'
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Belated Birthday greetings Marty !. Sorry I missed the party.
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bobbynichols
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... Nana............. one of my grandchildren's Grandmothers
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Wow... that's some kind of frustration to give up a laptop. Congrats on being in the right place at the right time.
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Link.. chain... WEB link
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... solid !
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Thanks all... had a wonderful day !
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