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  7. Christmas Angel

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    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not

    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to

    feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This

    stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

    about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven

    knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the

    toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a

    shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves

    had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

    In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke

    into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of

    the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He

    opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas

    tree.

    The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a

    lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to

    stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas

    tree.

  19. Project: Razors Edge

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    Grady, I think what you're doing is just great! I love the weather and storms. I was about 10 blocks away from the tornado that crashed right through downtown Kalamazoo... (didn't see anything, was in the basement at a friends house) Now, that son-of-a-gun touched down about 25 miles west of here and hippity hopped down our main east-west highway.. and blew out half of downtowns windows.

    A week or so later I sold new carpet to a couple who lost their 100 year old barn but not the hay. (go figure) They told me they used snow shovels to scrape pig dung off their living room walls. The nearest pig farm was 8 miles away.

    Good Luck, I envy you.

  23. About U?

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    Wow! What a great bunch of folks..

    Well, I'm 58 in Dec. No mate, ex'es, or offspring. Live in SW Michigan, Kalamazoo. Bought this (my first) computer in March of '03. And boy 'o boy, I'm still "puter stupid"

    Thanx to all the help I've found from this on-line family, I feel pretty good about what I have learned.

    Worked as a welder, machine operator for years.. Retail sales for more.. Had my own Paint and Wallpaper service for 18 years. (good living until my back and hip got old)

    Now drive for DHL delivering express mail and packages.

    Love dogs and all "critters", the outdoors, picture taking, fireworks, football, and Nascar racing. Oh, and this personal confuser.

    Met someone special on-line 5-6 months ago, we will meet soon and see where we are going. Wish us luck.

    To all of you: The best of love, luck, and happiness. God Bless.