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  12. Drews World

    in Open Chat

    Posted · Edited by garmanma

    Rv56 and I have been trying for 2 weeks. The entire site was down for a week. Now it's just the forum page. Tried emailing the dot com address but no response. Also left him and gem a PM here, in case they log in

  14. Castlecops

    in On The Web

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    I think the death of Webroot's founder comes into play somehow. For about a month, bleepingcomputer.com has been hosting their HJT team and school. There has been a lot of confusion and hardly any communication among the ranks. A few members have started their own site spywarehammer.com

  17. A Few "good" Bad Puns

    in The Comedy Club

    Posted

    ~ A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

    ~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

    ~ A marine biologist developed a race of genetically-engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

    ~ There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and one slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

    ~ Back in the 1800's the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!"

    ~ A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

  19. How To Tell A Fly's Sex

    in The Comedy Club

    Posted

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swatter.

    "What are you doing" she asked

    "Hunting Files" He responed

    "Oh, killing any" She asked

    "yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied

    Intrigued, she asked..."How can you tell"

    He responded..."3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone"

  22. Telephone Gaffe

    in Open Chat

    Posted

    I recently seen a program about dumb 911 calls. The one idiot called 911, not once, but twice, Because the pizza joint sent him pizza with the wrong toppings. Another couldn't get a ride to her doctor's appointment. One guy called because he had a splinter in his hand.

    Some people, you got to wonder