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Posts posted by garmanma
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Turn the sound on and follow the cursor
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The following is an actual question given on a University
of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet
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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle 's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets into Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of t hese religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we must look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle 's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that she slept with me last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
whether this is true does not take away from it's humor
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As the others have already said, My thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family
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I noticed there's no mention of Autoruns in Startup software links
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinte...s/bb963902.aspx
Also from technet is Process Explorer
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinte...s/bb896653.aspx
Burning software - imgburn
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You're not alone. I haven't used it yet. Don't know why
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IIRC Rhema always recommended IProtectYou
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The hard drive you referred to is a SATA drive, Not IDE
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Every disk I put in is being rejected as the wrong disk.
I'm assuming the this computer is a pre-built unit, such as a Dell or HP?
Do you have an original Windows CD or the CD's that came with the computer?
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A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more to come
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The easy explanation
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Trunk monkey
I like the last one the best
http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/TK-...nt=4TrunkMo.flv
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Late for the party
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Same here, better late than never.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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I'm still using mine. I'll see if I can dig up the instructions
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Have a SAFE and HAPPY New Year!!
Don't drink too much
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There's a pretty good tutorial for reading BSOD's here
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Just wanted to say MERRY CHRISTMAS and/or HAPPY HOLIDAYS to you and yours.
I hope the end of the year and the holiday season finds everyone in good health and good spirits
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With all of the bad weather, I haven't gone outside to hang decorations until today
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Track me down and I'll buy you a birthday drink
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I hope everything turns out well for you
Good luck
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Hope it's a good one
Damn Seagulls
in The Comedy Club
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