martymas

do you notice when there is troubles it is all ways the men who cop it look hese and see why Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start withMEN? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them----------------------------

yes i thought they were interesting a friend from world start emailed them to me im going to print them and pin them on my cupboard door as soon as i can make my fonts bigger on the printer marty

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here are some tips for woman of the house hold and for men who have to do as their told reat Tips" Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. It also heats the center of the slices better than the micro does. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, s

sorry. what about when the email has images as well as text and pics and photos i can copy and paste the text but the images come out as blank spaces i think i can poste the images as a single intity through tiny pics but not in bulk tab browseing makes it a little easier but it is painstakingly slow thanks marty

good one lefty glad your up and going magain thats ahandy tip about the popups ive had it happen to me but mine is different i have my cookies to prompt and when i get a prompt i reject it and it goes to a block box and i have to go in and remove that appli to access it but i prefer it that way i block every thing that prompts at the end of the day i can go in and remove them all and start again that way i dont get much bad stuff it isnt a hundred percent 95 percent is better than nothing again good one marty

i posted it on a board closer to home and one of the posters couldnt get it with firefox and opera she had to revert to IE funny thing slim browser is the same as firefox and opera with tab browsing perhaps it is abit amaller but the principal is the same sorry a cant give you an answer marty

ha ha me to sultan marty

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Subject: FW: ADVERTISEMENT -- SYDNEY MORNING HERALD A bit of Thursday humour. This is one of the best singles ads ever printed in a newspaper It was listed in the Sydney Morning Herald. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candleligh

hi liz yes i posted it because of the tech if it had of been rude i wouldnt have sent it marty

it is also a place for porno sites and already a virus has been sent to this forum maybe it is because it isnt used by the majority of posters and can go undetected for a while you never know with these ba------s as long as they catch some one marty

here are some images with hidden pics and to see the hidden ones go to edit on the toolbar and press select all and you will see what is hidden some are naked but not rude, if you are not into bare skin dont open it i havent tryed posting some thing like this before so it is an experiment for me ide like to mention i use slim browser with tab browseing, and with out it i wouldnt know how to send them to the board marty

hi all i need help a friend sent me a message and an image through email ide like to send it to this board it needs power point to open it. my Q. how do i send an email pic to this board do i need ahost like tiny pics ect if so how do i get it there i know how to send pics through a host appli but not an email not sure if ive explained this properly marty

ha ha ha good one JD MARTY

any one think this is trick photography or not

i love this post [said in a whisper] marty

hi all dont include jetfuel in your drinks Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothi

have you been to start- control panel-sys-automatic updates and see if updates are turned on to auto or turned off marty

thanks handplane ive posted it on a local board and ive already got one reply marty

thanks JD it is quite a facinating subject one of the reasons i asked i have a coupla of american friends from different boards who has sent me maybe 7-8 halloween jokes because i wasnt familair with the subject i thought i would ask here at BT and im happy with your answer maybe i can start a trend here in nz and ozzy thanks again sorry bout posting in the wrong forum marty

can some one tell me the significence of halloween here we dont celibrate it like the northen hemisphere is there a reason for this or is it a marketing ploy to get people to spend there extra cash or is there some event to highlight this i researched the the subject and it seems it is strong in the usa tho when i first shifted to my present house a little boy knocked on my door dressed in a witches hat and asked for money to buy i think it was sweets cant remember now when i asked him why he was dressed like that he said it was halloween but that was the last visit and i dont see any

hi all thanks for your concern in the city i live in felt a we shiver but there were no damages nor injurys further south the shake was felt but only a enough to dislodge crockery ect we are on a pacific rim of fire which is a fault line that runs through the pacific the usa is part of that fault line san fransico is an area that gets the shakes bad north of were i live they get it bad fortunately we dont get it as bad as many parts of the wprld and i worry about the loss of life earth quakes can be devastating on the population i dont think there are any other kiwis on the board