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HB BUBBA BOB HAVENT SEEN A POST FROM HIM FOR SOME TIME hope he is not sick marty

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i have a feeling this guy is going to be quite old when he comes outa gaol marty

ok at last i have some one who agrees with me man hasent helped earthquake zone here has bin with us for millions of years geez i feel old one scientist thinks when the moon is full the gravity from the moons pull causes these hummers marty

ime not sure why they are called hummers i think it is a term from the little after shocks which used to have a ripple affect and go on for several days or weeks we here down under have to live with it it must be terryfing for people who live in earthquake zones like japan california. ect i saw a graph on tv and the fault line we have in nz runs right accross the pacific to the shores of the usa i used to worry about them but not any more they are interesting natural part of nature when i first became aware of earthquakes i nearly shit myself marty

we have bin getting these small earthquakes \since the big onje the are called hummers when they come in a series of small shakes tho not in the city i live in this is a small report and it looks as tho it has gone right through the north and south isalnd the shake in the north island was in and area that had one of the biggest earthquakes we have ever experienced back in ti 1920"s many people died perhaps not as big as sanfrancisco but it must have bin frightining for the people the city i live in is sitting in ancient crator but it is dormant http://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article.aspx

have a good one hitest marty

some times i set my first party cookies at cookies at prompt this way i can see whats comming and going some people see this as ardous and get a bit impatient but for the safety of your compt you need to sort out which you prefer as pete pointed out some are harmless and some arnt so the user has to decide marty

normaly if you cant see your hdd is a sign that the drive needs to be formatted or you may have dislodged connections check the power lead to the hdd and make sure it is secure some trimes a crash will reset the boot order settings and you have go in and reset it to the hdd and not the cd rom or the floppy marty

did you check the bios and see if your boot order was from the hdd if it is set to the cdrom or floppy it will show a boot disk error or you may need to repair some where in the tips section it tells you how to repair good luck marty

i block all my cookies first party and third party i learned this at techtv when pete and chappy taught me and ive used the method since then and i must say i havent had as much trouble as some some times it is an inconvenience when you need to log in if the cookie is blocked you need to allow the first party cookie other wise it is safer to block em all ami paraniod marty

the platform is the operating sys microsoft windows or linux ubuntu. mac .ect these other than ubuntu will cost you ubuntu is free some linux prodcts are free most use windows xp or vista my advice is google for the answer we on the board can only guide you not advise feel free to ask questions and some one will post back marty

yo hitest we have a saying down under when congratulating fantas old mate that means a lot down here marty

on a host show in the uk two blonds were discussing sex and science one blond i hear that mens sperm is high on energy and fat blond 2 wow no wander i was fat at uni

sorry bill you seem so nicely built and pretty marty

HI seems microsoft must be aware off this sp1 problem as i had to reinstall vista i couldnt move from the dos screen so i had to clean my disk with the maxtor floppy then reinstall when i finished reinstalling microsoft didnt ask for a validation like they usually do so i assumed they are aware of this ptoblem from now on i intend to take TT"S ADVICE and select the updates i put on my compt marty

thanks pete got it marty

hi TT i cant get out of dos every thing i do takes me back to the black screen it wont read my cd so i cant repair i can get in with floppys win 98 and maxtor scanner so i can delete the sys but i was trying to save it when i got this notice for the update which means ile have to reinstall my vista disk has so many installs so ime not sure how many i have left you say the virus scanner could have caused it ok ive had just reinstalled avast to the new version so maybe that was the cause of the problem on the forum coupla other posters have had the same trouble but didnt say the cause they

hi team on my vista OS an up date arrived called sp1 ok i installed it and now the ba------d has frozen my compt in dos with this error number 0xc01a001d ive googles it on another machine and i see others have had the same trouble ive hated this b--------d ever since i bought it on the sp1 forum one poster said he got back in by restoring back to when the compt was going good ive tried that i tried to get to safe mode but it goes to a certain point then freezes any got any solutions other than reinstall vista gezz why wasent i born a bloody gynacoligist marty

thanks guys it was one of those moments i saw and posted yes that is the dress to use in cairns my it is dam hot there luckly my daughter lives up in the table lands where it is a bit cooler but queens land is a very hot provence hence those shorts marty

hi team ive lost my adminstrative password in vista is there some way i can retrieve it with in the sys ive just uninstalled ubuntu 9.4 so i can use it as a stand alone on another compt now when i boot to windows i get this grub error and to repair i need the password so i can change the mbr ive tried several p-w that ive used in the past but it keeps rejecting them thanks marty