martymas

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  1. ha ha ha i use the oh s---t for many things marty
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    Ubuntu

    thanks tictoc ile do that next time i have to remew my printer cartridge as i went to print your answer i run out of ink thanks for the answer marty
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    Ubuntu

    hi thanks for the link ive had the ubuntu 6.6 disk for some time and when i installed it i used two drives to dual boot it with xp so i bought a bigger hdd and was going to dual boot on the one drive but i needed windows for the time being so i uninstalled ubuntu but couldnt get back into windows thank marty
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    Ubuntu

    hi team i need advice on a little problem ive encountered marty recently i installed ubuntu on a dual boot with xp pro on two drives xp on one and ubuntu on the other eventually i had to take ubuntu off by going to adminstrative tools -computer management-disk management and delete the ubuntu partitions but found later i couldnt boot into windows when i booted up. the dos screen said a grub error i went to the bios and changed the boot order several options and tried several times in the end i had to reinstall windows i intend to install ubuntu later but i dont want this problem to happ
  5. good one joe all indigenous people had some form of communication my race used to use nature to contact each other. i read where the ancient egyptions used carrier pidgeon in ancient times marty
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    My Family

    hi joe all familys go through these problems it is a part of life it is the only way we learn marty
  7. any one know if these are true marty An Canadian archaeologist from Bishops University dug down 100 meters down and found a roll of copperwire. He proclaimed that the canadians had telefones about 100 years ago. An Mexican archaeologist from Ulane University, dug down 200 meters and found some silicium. He proclamed that the original Mexicans had fiberoptics about 200 years ago. An American archaeologist from Yale university dug down 300 meters and found nothing! He proclaimed that the Americans had wireless technology about 300 years ago.
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    My Family

    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realise that you had set it free... You either married it or gave birth to it! marty
  9. i may have posted this once before if i havent enjoy if i have enjoy again marty 1. Q. Who were the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV? A. Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. 3. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 4. Coca-Cola was originally green. 5. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 6. Q. What American State has the highest percentage of people who walk to work? A. Alaska 7. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  10. this car has a guzzlers boot any body have one marty
  11. hi here is a graph of your post beeps read the info and you can see the reasons for many post beeps and it tells you the reasons for those beeps good luck it would be a good idea to check your ram if you have freezing marty http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch000607.htm
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    Vista

    after reading all the reviews on vista like most of you ile wait until i can afford it when xp arrived i had a pirated version made by a friend who worked in a compt shop but i was forever looking over my shoulder so i saved up and bought a legal copy tho the pirated version wasent any trouble and it used to install all the up dates but i was all ways worrying incase i get caught after i bought a legal coy my the relief was great . tho later i found the import laws in my country allowed me to use the the illegal cpoy as long as i didnt use it for monitary gain or or burn it to a disk or
  13. normaly continous bleeping is video drivers or incompatable ram look go to device manager click your display adaptor right click your video card and take the option uninstall the display driver then reboot you compt if you have the driver cd use that but wondows will find all drivers but your dial up modem driver once youve booted your compt watch in the sys tray for a hardware notice let the sys configure and it will tel you when it is ready to use marty
  14. ho papa it is good to see you posting ive been to drewsworld this morning and posted once how are you imfine at the moment i see you have young blim over there she is good value i like her she dosent get ruffled god her husband is a lucky person marty
  15. im no gamer either are they the rules of the gaming board yes i agree about g4 and the young posters i do have problems trying to understand the way the board had gone it is a long way from techtv i went there coupla weeks ago and asked how do changed my sig as they have a limit on size and i got into a flaming war not with me but a coupla othere posters had different ideas i was saved by one of the moderators who explained how to changed the thing iwas a bit brassed off marty
  16. REAL FRIEND TEST This is GOOD.. I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend asks if you'd like a beer. A real friend already has one opened for you! A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address bo
  17. hi all i dont know how relevent this is but was sent to me by a firend and i trust him marty update "Storm Worm," one of the larger Trojan horse attacks in recent years, is baiting people with timely information about a deadly, real-life storm front, security researchers said Friday. Over an eight-hour period Thursday, malicious e-mails were sent across the globe to hundreds of thousands of people, said Mikko Hypponen, chief research officer for F-Secure. People who open the attachment then unknowingly become part of a botnet. A botnet serves as an army of commandeered computers, which are
  18. John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and 8 or 10 roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now John could sit on his porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster
  19. ive just been into the site and all that jargon is way beyond me and i should say ninety percent of the users one of the problems with linux is its complex usage the reason windows is popular is how easy it is to use have have a 10 year granddaughter who knows it from back to front and all school children can use it know way is that the case with linux apart from me and the posters who post to the this forum it has taken me 4 years to come to grips with linux and only because i use ubuntu which now is avaliable to the wider public so your post is ok for the linux interlectuals but to
  20. B--- Bumper Stickers Actual bumper stickers found on cars and trucks! Constipated People Don't Give A s---t Practice Safe Sex, Go do it Yourself. If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. If That Phone Was Up Your b---, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. Thank You For Pot Smoking. To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing. If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else ... And Seek Counseling. Impote
  21. to me this really exciting many of you have had experience with blogs but to me it is like some thing from lord of the rings ive read about them but this is the first time ive tried to access one ime already a member but that is as far as ive gone so ime all ears and eyes i have plenty of articles and news from my part of the world but i need to know how to utilise it when the tutorials arrive ile be there and ile will post for help from the board i have many people who have signed up as a friend and that to me is more exciting then the blog so thanks jeff it certainly has brought
  22. This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MA
  23. in times when the money supply is tight some countrys cut back on their military here is an example marty scroll
  24. well im interested in posting video to the board but i haven found a way to do it yet i tried tinypics but no go if i remember i posted about it some time back but no one posted an answer so ile be watching this thread marty
  25. the down side is it isnt compatable with other aplications when i first got the disk i put it on a stand alone and it worked great but the hdd was dying so i had to get another hdd there wasnt any conflict i had read on g4 and i think here where hardware would be the problem but that was false info it found the drivers for all hardware but the dialup modem but i had the modem disk so that wasnt any problem so to sum it up to get it to work with other oesses and applications will be the problem and ive just cited the problem with linux yes i think it will be some time before it is