Birthday

[martymas]

hey team this is how you get naked for your birthday.

i got this frominternet news.dont ever get caught like this

marty

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, but I wasn't

feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to

breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and

say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present

for me.

But, she didn't even say "Good Morning," let

alone any "Happy Birthday."

I thought, well...that's a wife for you. I

guess, the children will remember. Then, the

children came into breakfast, but, they didn't

say a word.

When I started to the office, I was feeling

pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my

office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,

Boss, happy birthday." And I felt a little better,

someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on

my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful

day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go

to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard

all day. Let's go."

So, we went to lunch. We didn't go where we

normally go. We went out into the country to

a little private place. We had two martinis and

enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Janet said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't

need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, she said,

"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into

the bedroom, and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

Janet went into the bedroom and, in about six

minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday

cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens

of my friends. All were singing "Happy Birthday"

.. and there I sat on the couch ... naked.

[hitest]

hey team this is how you get naked for your birthday.

i got this frominternet news.dont ever get caught like this

marty

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, but I wasn't

feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to

breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and

say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present

for me.

But, she didn't even say "Good Morning," let

alone any "Happy Birthday."

I thought, well...that's a wife for you. I

guess, the children will remember. Then, the

children came into breakfast, but, they didn't

say a word.

When I started to the office, I was feeling

pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my

office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,

Boss, happy birthday." And I felt a little better,

someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on

my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful

day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go

to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard

all day. Let's go."

So, we went to lunch. We didn't go where we

normally go. We went out into the country to

a little private place. We had two martinis and

enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Janet said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't

need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, she said,

"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into

the bedroom, and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

Janet went into the bedroom and, in about six

minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday

cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens

of my friends. All were singing "Happy Birthday"

.. and there I sat on the couch ... naked.

Heh-heh, good one!

[tg1911]

That would be my luck. LOL

[cowsgonemadd3]

AHhHH no! Bad way to do it! OOO I would be mad!

Good joke!

[marko_tomas13]

lmao thats amazing

[Matt]

Lmao! that was great!

[thesidekickcat]

As a wife, I want to say.............. it serves him right. HA HA!!! Men!!!

God bless everyone.

[macmarauder]

(in bumbling man speak)

bu! bu! oooga hhe da wanta ..... hugh