Shadow_Thomas Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.You can focus better with one eye closed.The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.You fall off the floor...Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger...who needs dinner?Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.That damned pink elephant followed me home again.I'm as jober as a sudge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 good one shadow did you get that from internet news jokes plenty in there.that was very aptly put marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 LOL.... Sounds like me 20 some years age. Or 30 some years ago???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 LOL.....good one shadow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 LOL.... Sounds like me 20 some years age. Or 30 some years ago???? JSKY....more like 40 years ago for me..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 LOL.... Sounds like me 20 some years age. Or 30 some years ago???? me too jskyJD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow_Thomas Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 It just happened to me on my 41st birthday Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 It just happened to me on my 41st birthday Lol. Heh-heh that was me on my friend's 40th birthday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikex Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Been there done that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tenmm Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Been there done that And then some Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 he he he.. ho ho ho...Funny stuff shadow!Wow that list sounds a lil to familiar....{insert one eyed stare icon}..Hmm..yep i've almost completed that list. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macmarauder Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.You can focus better with one eye closed.The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.You fall off the floor...Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger...who needs dinner?Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.That damned pink elephant followed me home again.I'm as jober as a sudge. Got It! Got It! Done It! Got It! Got It! Done It! .....................and so on ........................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Sorry OFF TOPIC... macmarauder..stop posting so close to me...You're messing up the polarity in my magnet...SMACK...Ok..returning shadows topic to it's original upright position.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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