cherokeechief Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 HOW TO BATH THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape! 5. The cat will "self agitate" and produce ample suds. (PLEASE....Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, as cat is "really" enjoying this). 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power rinse", which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.... Sincerely, The Dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, I'm a cat lover, funny stuff, man:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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thesidekickcat Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Ha Ha!!! Now do the same for the dog! Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bar5 Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I have read this before, and it's still funny. Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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