bar5 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 For those of you who want a house full for the holidays!!!!The DivorceA man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says:"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.""Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."No way they're getting divorced, I'll take care of this!!!"She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way ." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Good trick! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rv56 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 ....thats a good one bar5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baker7 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 ....thats a good one bar5I agree ehehehehehehehehehe VERY Good Trick hehheehehe and joke bar5Happy Thanksgiving Brian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamefreaks420 Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 lol that was so funny lol thats a really good idea thoe hehehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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