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:P hope i don't get in trouble for this one. B)

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very

much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old

buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the

refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12

different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think

of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen

glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by

saying, "You want a frozen glass?" and she opened the freezer door and took

out a glass so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar

they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.

I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5

dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,

mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey...at the bar .. you know...there's swearing, dirty words

and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE

HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS

D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A BAR! THAT SHIT IS

OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

....And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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  • 3 weeks later...

Why TT75? Because you couldn't follow the rules, or cause you never met a woman that gave you all that? Living with someone you love has trade offs, he gave up his bar buddies, and she gave him everything else. What's wrong with that?

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