cherokeechief Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 hope i don't get in trouble for this one. A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although verymuch in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his oldbuddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.""Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife."I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to therefrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could thinkof saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozenglasses... "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him bysaying, "You want a frozen glass?" and she opened the freezer door and tookout a glass so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the barthey have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.I'll be right back. I promise. OK?""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,mushroom caps, and pork strips."But my sweet honey...at the bar .. you know...there's swearing, dirty wordsand all that...""You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THEHELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORSD'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A BAR! THAT SHIT ISOVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"....And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 MWAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cowsgonemadd3 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 That was supposed to be funny? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JSKY Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 That was supposed to be funny?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Not Married are you.......Just Wait......LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTerrorist_75 Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 That's why I never married. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Why TT75? Because you couldn't follow the rules, or cause you never met a woman that gave you all that? Living with someone you love has trade offs, he gave up his bar buddies, and she gave him everything else. What's wrong with that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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